munch2much
Intelligence is sexy
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I was in town today and a truly beautiful approached me. She was very forward and her eyes travelled down my body finally resting on my trousers.
"Oh," she said, "is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" And she stared me firmly in the eyes.
So I shot her.
(I didn't really - no truly beautiful ladies were injured in the writing of this post. My foot aches a bit, but that doesn't count).
Yes, I was bored when I wrote this.
"Oh," she said, "is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" And she stared me firmly in the eyes.
So I shot her.
(I didn't really - no truly beautiful ladies were injured in the writing of this post. My foot aches a bit, but that doesn't count).
Yes, I was bored when I wrote this.
