Is Lou back..?

[Shock Chick]

grrrarraagle......

Yeah, that's what the last one said.

 

[SnoopDog]

Too fucking right, boy!

This geeky bitch is getting a new printer, and it has a network card, so I can easily attach it to my two PC's and laptop. It's a HP LaserJet 4100dtn. It prints 25 pages per minute, has 32 MB RAM and is SDRAM, so I can easily bump that up.

Hey Schock, when you see Lou, tell her 'Welcome Back' !

By the way, what type of toner cartridge does the LaserJet use? (I'm asking because I'm working in a printer-shop)

Snoopy

 

[NoJo]

Don't kid yourself, Snoop, I know a chatup line when I see one...

 

[Shock Chick]

Hey Schock, when you see Lou, tell her 'Welcome Back' !

By the way, what type of toner cartridge does the LaserJet use? (I'm asking because I'm working in a printer-shop)

Snoopy

Lou's already thanked you, Snoopy!

As for the toner cartridges: black ones! LOL! I'm getting four with it, though, each with 10,000 pages of print life.

 

[Shock Chick]

Don't kid yourself, Snoop, I know a chatup line when I see one...

Butt out. Just cos you didn't think of that line.

 

[SnoopDog]

Don't kid yourself, Snoop, I know a chatup line when I see one...

Damn, I thought I was being subtle....

Snoopy

 

[NoJo]

Butt out. Just cos you didn't think of that line.

For serious chatting up at the bar I just heave out the old todger and offer to push her stool in for her

 

[Guest]

For serious chatting up at the bar I just heave out the old todger and offer to push her stool in for her

And they say romance is dead.

 

[NoJo]

I miss pop_58. I'm having to fill in for him with the crude remarks and i'm not as good as him at them. The old fucker.

 

[Guest]

No, you're not.

 

[Guest]

I miss pop_58. I'm having to fill in for him with the crude remarks and i'm not as good as him at them. The old fucker.

I miss him awful. Practice on me. Perdita

 

[NoJo]

You know he and I had sex in RL once. It started out as a bit of fun, but then there was this sudden pause in the conversation, y'know, and we sort of just looked into each other's eyes and saw a mutual desire, a desire which dared not speak its name...

 

[Guest]

a desire which dared not speak its name...

Big deal, few men talk during sex. P.

 

[NoJo]

I miss him awful. Practice on me. Perdita

How are you, you old tart?

(edited hastily to add pop's )

 

[Guest]

How are you, you old tart?

Old?! You pinko-lady-man, you. P.

 

[Guest]

(edited hastily to add pop's )

Too late.

 

[Guest]

Old?! You pinko-lady-man, you. P.

Yeah, you tell him! He hasn't got Pops' penache.

 

[NoJo]

I'm trying out misongyny for a few days to see if I like it.

I think it suits me, n'est pas?

 

[Guest]

I'm trying out misongyny for a few days to see if I like it.

I think it suits me, n'est pas?

Just watch yourself on the stairs.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, you tell him! He hasn't got Pops' penache.

Omigod, Pops' panache. I swoon. P.

 

[NoJo]

All my sexual experiences with women have been bad. I'm only now beginning to realise that it's not my fault. I was blaming myself the whole time, when it was them all along.

 

[Guest]

Omigod, Pops' panache. I swoon. P.

Oh, I did spell it right first time. LOL! I went back in and edited, changing the first a for an e. D'oh!

Yes, he makes me do that, too.

 

[NoJo]

Oh, I did spell it right first time. LOL! I went back in and edited, changing the first a for an e. D'oh!

Yes, he makes me do that, too.

Actually he drives an Orion.

 

[Guest]

All my sexual experiences with women have been bad. I'm only now beginning to realise that it's not my fault. I was blaming myself the whole time, when it was them all along.

Awww, try a pump next time, love.

 

[NoJo]

Tried one love. But the missus keeps using it to unblock the bog

But I'd fill you up with deisel anytime you want