Is it still rape if it's with your wife?

[Mike_Yates]

Let's say that you're making love to your wife, then turn her over and tell her that you're going to give her anal, she says no, but you give it to her anyway.

Is this rape?

 

[Conager]

Hell, wearing that black, frilly nighty all provocatively, inviting herself into my bedroom? Fuck she think was gonna happen?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Sometimes it's easy to get carried away in certain situations.

 

[Conager]

Sometimes it's easy to get carried away in certain situations.

No doubt, Mike, no doubt.

Also I'm not too sure how aware you are of the whole anatomical situation down there but there's just a pretty short distance from let's just say here to there.

Let's pretend you are having sex with an actual chick. For illustrative purposes, let's make her a yoga instructor.

So this chick is in downward dog, her sweet ass begging fpr a red-handprint (at the very least!) or a Big Mike Grinder up the cooter.

You, being a virile, vigorous, and potent 'Merican male can't really do anything BUT un-holster the mighty six-gun and give 'er the ol' "what-for."

So you play hide the salami in her slippery slit. I am here to tell you, Mike, when I say slippery, I meant to tell you, "boy, howdy!"

So in and out, a-knock-knock-knocking on cervix' door. Depending on the oomph of the thrust, the depth of yer reach and the enthusism with which you rear back for another punishing plunge, it ain't un'heared of to have that monster pop his purple head up an outta there for a nano-second.

Depending on how ass-up head down her aspect is, height of the mattress on the floor, your height and whether you had time to shuck yer boots, as well as the angle of your dangle, (lots of geometry involved,) you could find that big bastard takes his own head as to re-entry direction. A few millimeters of membrane is all that sep-rates the cooter 'n the pooter, is what I'm telling you.

It has been known to happen.

I don't recommend it. It can be a bit chafing on your Johnson if she isn't prepared to take it up the ass like a good girl should.

 

[FknNemesis]

Let's say that you're making love to your wife, then turn her over and tell her that you're going to give her anal, she says no, but you give it to her anyway.

Is this rape?

Absolutely. She said no so it was against her will and you heard it thus acknowledged her will. Forced equates to rape.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If a woman marries you, you best do what she says. I don't think that'll happen too often.

 

[Adjudicator]

Mike, shit man. How old are you? This thread makes me feel good knowing you're incapable of a real relationship with a woman. Stick with your video game girls whom you can't harm.

 

[Bigspurt]

I guess I am just not very smart.

When you have a wet mouth and a wet vagina why does one need a rectum? I understand that the anus can be sexually stimulating and more so when the vagina and / or clitoris is also being stimulated but if I want something wrapped around my cock I'm going for the mouth and pussy.

 

[Conager]

Absolutely. She said no so it was against her will and you heard it thus acknowledged her will. Forced equates to rape.

If I understand what you're saying here between the lines...you're suggesting ear plugs??

There. Since there were zero examples previously backing your latest, oft repeated out-of-the-blue fiction that I find rape funny, you now have two fine examples. Knock yourself out, Robbie One-Note.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I guess I am just not very smart.

When you have a wet mouth and a wet vagina why does one need a rectum? I understand that the anus can be sexually stimulating and more so when the vagina and / or clitoris is also being stimulated but if I want something wrapped around my cock I'm going for the mouth and pussy.

Plus, giving anal can get shit on your dick.

 

[Conager]

Plus, giving anal can get shit on your dick.

I haven't taken a survey or anything but I think most people view that as a minus.

 

[Adre]

Let's say that you're making love to your wife, then turn her over and tell her that you're going to give her anal, she says no, but you give it to her anyway.

Is this rape?

Does this have to do with the growling beside your bed?

 

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[hashtag45]

This thread could be educational if it was phrased differently, I believe.

 

[removed9556]

 

[hashtag45]

Really? Do you honestly believe that there are educated people who don't know that marital rape is rape, full stop? That isn't a dig - it's genuine astonishment, if it is true that most people, or even a significant minority, don't know that.

Not my point.
I was trying to be subtle, dummy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Really? Do you honestly believe that there are educated people who don't know that marital rape is rape, full stop? That isn't a dig - it's genuine astonishment, if it is true that most people, or even a significant minority, don't know that.

I come to the GB specifically for its educational content.

 

[jezzilee]

No doubt, Mike, no doubt.

Also I'm not too sure how aware you are of the whole anatomical situation down there but there's just a pretty short distance from let's just say here to there.

Let's pretend you are having sex with an actual chick. For illustrative purposes, let's make her a yoga instructor.

So this chick is in downward dog, her sweet ass begging fpr a red-handprint (at the very least!) or a Big Mike Grinder up the cooter.

You, being a virile, vigorous, and potent 'Merican male can't really do anything BUT un-holster the mighty six-gun and give 'er the ol' "what-for."

So you play hide the salami in her slippery slit. I am here to tell you, Mike, when I say slippery, I meant to tell you, "boy, howdy!"

So in and out, a-knock-knock-knocking on cervix' door. Depending on the oomph of the thrust, the depth of yer reach and the enthusism with which you rear back for another punishing plunge, it ain't un'heared of to have that monster pop his purple head up an outta there for a nano-second.

Depending on how ass-up head down her aspect is, height of the mattress on the floor, your height and whether you had time to shuck yer boots, as well as the angle of your dangle, (lots of geometry involved,) you could find that big bastard takes his own head as to re-entry direction. A few millimeters of membrane is all that sep-rates the cooter 'n the pooter, is what I'm telling you.

It has been known to happen.

I don't recommend it. It can be a bit chafing on your Johnson if she isn't prepared to take it up the ass like a good girl should.

If a woman marries you, you best do what she says. I don't think that'll happen too often.

And an over-indulgence in private yachting can leave one numb to ordinary pleasures. Both worries are equally unnecessary for you, Mike.

Rape is not funny. This thread? Hilarious!

 

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[Conager]

Rape is not funny. This thread? Hilarious!

How do you feel about mildly reluctant sodomy, assuming, (naturally,) plenty of lube?

I'm asking for a friend.

 

[jezzilee]

I apologize most sincerely. I have very often thought that you are too subtle for me.

Why do you bother???

How do you feel about mildly reluctant sodomy, assuming, (naturally,) plenty of lube?

I'm asking for a friend.

Bwahahahahahaha... wait, were you serious?

 

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[hashtag45]

Why do you bother???

I like you too.

My view is that I'm not too stoked about such a thread, tbh.
But by the same token, there are a lot of controversial threads open to interpretation here, so I'm not going into it.. ///

 

[Adjudicator]

I like you too.

My view is that I'm not too stoked about such a thread, tbh.
But by the same token, there are a lot of controversial threads open to interpretation here, so I'm not going into it.. ///

As a woman, you find the topic of marital rape open to interpretation?

 

[hashtag45]

Gosh, do I come across that dumb tonight?

Of course not. I didn't like the topic At All.
But then I don't think that Mike had any nefarious intentions, nor do I believe that he takes the issue lightly either. It was just a silly idea on his part.
Plus I'm a Busybody fan myself, so who am I to judge the OP or those who posted here?