Is it possible to get butt implants?

lilminx

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I'm watching "G-string Divas" right now, and these women have the nicest frickin' asses. I hate my butt. How much do you think butt implants would cost, and do you think they would look as fake as breast implants?
 
I don't need the weight anywhere else, hence me not using Ben & Jerry's as a way to get a bigger butt. Plus, I don't want to get wider there.
 
Sadly, Ben and Jerry's will fatten your gut as well, and make your ass like fatter, but not necessarily <b>phatter</b>. You can have fat put into your buttocks. Janet Jackson had it sucked out of her waist and put in her butt (so I hear) right before "If". I have no idea how much any of this would cost.
 
I see. Well, email me a picture of you butt and I will see if any more great ideas surface. :)
 
Damn- too expensive.....

From here:
http://www.bodyimplants.com/buttock_implants.html

WHAT IT DOES / BEST CANDIDATES:
An area of the body not easily enlarged, or shaped by weight training or diet is the buttocks region. Individuals that wish to enlarge, lift, and shape the buttock mounds, have a variety of different size and shape buttock implants from which to choose. The decision for the shape and size of the implants is made depending on each person’s individual desires and on their general body build. Buttock implants are very soft, solid silicone implants and are completely unlike breast implants.

Generally, anyone in average physical condition or good health can be a candidate for buttock implant (augmentation) surgery.


PROCEDURE AND RECOVERY:
Placed into each buttock area through a single incision overlying the tailbone, buttock implants are positioned to look as natural as possible for the optimal cosmetic effect.

Since this is an area of the body that is required for walking, sitting, and so many other movements, patients might experience greater pain during the recovery period than other common cosmetic surgery procedures and the recovery time is usually longer. Pain medications typically are prescribed to help with the discomfort, but after approximately 5-7 days the patient is able to be up and about; moving, walking, and sitting more comfortably.

There is generally very little swelling and bruising after buttock augmentation so the results may be seen very soon after surgery. Full physical activities are usually permitted within a month after surgery.

Surgical risks are few, but may include among others: infection, bleeding, nerve and/or muscle damage, slippage and asymmetry.


COST:
$7,000 including implants, surgical facility, and anesthesia.
 
i don't know about you needing butt implants....


i just wanted to say hi!:kiss:
 
Re: Damn- too expensive.....

lilminx said:
COST:
$7,000 including implants, surgical facility, and anesthesia.
Holy shitting ducks. Just eat the Ben and Jerry's.
 
I wonder if there are butt transplants?!
Because I have enough ass for 3 people and I'd gladly give you one of mine. :D
 
Hi Amelia!

Raindancer, I would gladly take one cheek's worth of your ass and distribute it throughout mine.

Actually, I could have them take some fat out of my abdomen and upper thighs and inject it into my buttcheeks. If only there was a a less expensive way to do it.


And no, no Ben and Jerrys for me! lol.
 
lilminx said:
You're laughing because you know I have no butt. Meanie!

you have an ass, it's just a bitty ass, but it's a nice shape, sugah.

and it feels good, very very good. You don't need to change it.
 
perky_baby said:


you have an ass, it's just a bitty ass, but it's a nice shape, sugah.

and it feels good, very very good. You don't need to change it.
Thanks, hon, but I want a better butt!

Originally posted by Raindancer
Now, I'm horny for ass!

Not mine. :(
 
lilminx said:
I hate my butt. How much do you think butt implants would cost, and do you think they would look as fake as breast implants?

From what I saw your butt was damn sexy!
 
yeah, i thought this thread was going to be about strap-ons
 
lol, no, I said "hey little bird, want some candy?" and then you hopped into my car.
 
Re: Re: Is it possible to get butt implants?

Dillinger said:


From what I saw your butt was damn sexy!
Thanks, but you didn't see much- I was wearing shorts, remember? :)
 
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