Is 9 inches too big

[loquere]

Yes yes, Neko old buddy old pal. You read one of my stories, where in the last minutes I gave the male chracter 9 inches. That was an inch too far. I don't do size whore stories.



this is one story where it all depends on the humble nerd packing more hose than the pompose frat guy. The unique looking cock idea is good as well"

She falls in love with him. After he's forced to walk around naked. But his cock is only half an inch smaller but its twice thicker and beautiful. She can't stop looking at it and him, and his eyes.

What about the new scenario?

 

[NaokoSmith]

banana shaped

I read a story recently with a curved one. This meant it could hit spot other shapes couldn't reach!
(Now all I need to do is get that dancing banana to sing the Star Spangled Banana and we will have an illustrated audio humour story which can go in multiple categories so have to be in the Novels and Novellas slot )

 

[TE999]

Unless you're a hippo . . .

Or an elephant.

 

[loquere]

Hi figured it out but I wasn't goin to nothin.

Other than Paul's size being eight. The room just posses when Jim"s cock grow. No measurement is mentioned. Just descriptive words thick long girth.

9 ain't impossible though.

Y'all with your 9 inch width are SICK!

 

[NekoParks]

Best use of dancing banana yet

I read a story recently with a curved one. This meant it could hit spot other shapes couldn't reach!
(Now all I need to do is get that dancing banana to sing the Star Spangled Banana and we will have an illustrated audio humour story which can go in multiple categories so have to be in the Novels and Novellas slot )

"O' say can you split...

 

[glynndah]

I gotta agree with you on this.

Seriously, who's gonna believe in a 15 inch dick that's 9" around?

Unless you're a hippo . . .

I don't even think hippos are gonna believe it. They're not as naive as one might imagine.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Nearly snorted coffee through nose

"O' say can you split...

Lucky I wasn't drinking coffee! I would have snorted it out my nose. LMFAO!

 

[NaokoSmith]

Hi figured it out but I wasn't goin to nothin.

Other than Paul's size being eight. The room just posses when Jim"s cock grow. No measurement is mentioned. Just descriptive words thick long girth.

9 ain't impossible though.!

You can have the 9" if it fits in the flow of the story. As long as it's well written. Using the descriptive words sound good. When I read the exact length mentioned in a story I often suspect a bit of man-jostling competitiveness and I step out of the story.
I just thought - we all use metric mainly nowadays, but never for cocks!

 

[Acktion]

Just stumbled across this thread and had an urge.

No, not that kind of urge, thanks.

Seriously though, I had two thoughts I wanted to chip in;

1) Does anybody REALLY stop and pull out a measuring stick right at that point? Or is it printed on the side like a shoe box? Maybe on the other side we need to print "Objects may be closer than they appear"?

2) Certain tribes of Native Americans (sorry, can't remember which off top of my head) used a "Fire man" and "Fire woman" who's job was to initiate new adults into sexual activity. It's been a long time, so I don't remember all of it, but I do remember there were four categories on both sides...

Horse man / Mare Woman
Buffallo man/ (?) Woman
< never could remember the 3rd, even on the test>
Rabbit man / Rabbit woman

Part of their job was to make sure that two incompatible people didn't try to get together. Horse man/Rabbit woman? Aieyaiyai!

As far as if 9 inches is possible; five words...

Robin Williams in Fisher King.

(warning, do NOT eat while watching)

 

[Handley_Page]

In the 1970s there was a mens magazine called Mayfair which featured good and practical advice about cars, Poker, Chess or Bridge. Also featured were some well-photographed very pretty girls not wearing a lot and, of course, the Letters section.
I never found out whether this was a wind-up (spoof) or what, but one woman wrote and complained she'd been dumped by her boyfriend and it had taken lots of patience and about six months for her to take all 13 inches of him.

The editor's reaction was a model of brevity:
"You have our sympathies, Madam"

 

[oggbashan]

I wrote a story Pride about the largest one in town.

I didn't use any measurements.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Like most things what you do with a hammer is most important. A modest dinky is dandy for a small woman, 9 inches wont get you close to the port of a seriously fat one. So it makes sense that a gal needs something that will fit her dock....not destroy the port like the ship in Jurassic Park.

Remember! When her ship comes in, make sure it can dock! And unload.

 

[SevenSquared]

Unlike Exquisition I'm not against stories mentioning the size of the guy's dong. It's part of his physical description in the same way that the colour of his eyes, the length of his hair and his physique are. However, I wish writers would stick to relatively normal lengths, unless it's abnormal size is part of the story.

Sure, I accept that guys with 4-5 inch cocks don't often make it into stories in the same way that girls who are 250lb don't often either, that's fine. If they're in the above-average-but-still-vaguely-realistic realm of 6-8 inches, I don't have a problem with that. But sometimes I'm reading what seems like a perfectly good story and then suddenly the guy whips out an 11 inch cock and instantly the realism has gone. He's no longer a character to me, he's just a tripod walking around.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I write about real life humans. The latest effort features a 42 year old BBW, around 5-3 and 200 pounds. Paunch, floppy breasts, bubble-butt.

 

[sr71plt]

I wrote a story Pride about the largest one in town.

I didn't use any measurements.

Me too. Mine was titled "Long John Silverman." Didn't even directly mention it at all.

 

[DeftTongue]

Do three inchers think they're being deepthroated? Just asking.

 

[Handley_Page]

Do three inchers think they're being deepthroated? Just asking.

Reminds me of a joke in the humour thread:

"And who", said the girls in the brothel, "are you gonna please with that?"
the answer came back real quick
"Me."