Is 9 inches too big

Yes, 9 or 9.5 inches is not impossible for a dick length. It's notable, but those of at length (and more) are around.
 
Studies indicate the 'average' penis size is 5.87 inches erect. The dude with the largest penis is Jonah Falcon with a 13.5 inch wang. Some poor bastards only have 3 inches erect. Anything in between is possible. ;)
 
I think it depends on the way you write it. I read a story recently which was almost OK until the guy produced 10 inches and as big as a coke can (I quote). Because up till then it had been a realistic story, at that point I lost suspension of disbelief and got really bored. All I could picture was a coke can, not a satisfyingly large dick.
Does he have to get one up on the Jock by having a bigger dick? Maybe if he had one that sang the Star Spangled Banner while dancing on a lady's g spot in a manner that made her cum incessantly it would be more impressive even if it was smaller. (Yes I suppose we would all lose suspension of disbelief as we rolled around the floor laughing!)
 
ANY PORT IN A STORM is the rule of thumb. Its amazing what will appeal to you once you miss a few meals.
 
I agree!

I think it depends on the way you write it. I read a story recently which was almost OK until the guy produced 10 inches and as big as a coke can (I quote). Because up till then it had been a realistic story, at that point I lost suspension of disbelief and got really bored. All I could picture was a coke can, not a satisfyingly large dick.
Does he have to get one up on the Jock by having a bigger dick? Maybe if he had one that sang the Star Spangled Banner while dancing on a lady's g spot in a manner that made her cum incessantly it would be more impressive even if it was smaller. (Yes I suppose we would all lose suspension of disbelief as we rolled around the floor laughing!)

Why does it have to be so large? Personally I think that 6 to 8 inches is gracious plenty, and that the other few inches are really just for show. :D Besides enjoyment is really related to how much skill, enthusiasm, and stamina are involved more than size-- at least that is my humble opinion.
 
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Why does it have been so large? Personally I think that 6 to 8 inches is gracious plenty, and that the other few inches are really just for show. :D Besides enjoyment is really related to how much skill, enthusiasm, and stamina are involved more than size-- at least that is my humble opinion.

Mother Nature prefers 6 inches. But if its a long time tween fill-ups almost any size fits all.
 
I think it depends on the way you write it. I read a story recently which was almost OK until the guy produced 10 inches and as big as a coke can (I quote). Because up till then it had been a realistic story, at that point I lost suspension of disbelief and got really bored. All I could picture was a coke can, not a satisfyingly large dick.

I know that feeling, and have had it myself in reading stories. I find things like that throw me out of the story and as you noted, that's a bad thing.

Does he have to get one up on the Jock by having a bigger dick? Maybe if he had one that sang the Star Spangled Banner while dancing on a lady's g spot in a manner that made her cum incessantly it would be more impressive even if it was smaller. (Yes I suppose we would all lose suspension of disbelief as we rolled around the floor laughing!)

Given that this is taking place in college, and the one guy is a jock, then I'd say the whole comparison thing is pretty believable, if not necessarily realistic or even plausible. I mean, guys -- especially at that age -- are constantly one-upping each other, or trying to, in those ways. That having a bigger dick makes them more manly than the other guys. So that part I can believe. The actual length, not so much.
 
We should write the Star Spangled Banner dick story and then we can mention it in the humour (oh sorry humor) story thread xxx
 
Thanks for making me blow coffee out my nose...

We should write the Star Spangled Banner dick story and then we can mention it in the humour (oh sorry humor) story thread xxx

I guess the climax would be how the main characters hit the high note--LOL! :nana:
 
I've always liked the expression, "It's not the size of the ship, but the ability to stay in port until all passengers have disembarked." Maybe instead of size, they should have a "how well you use it" contest. This is an erotica site, after all.
 
Is 9 inches possible 9.5 too big for a story.

A nerd is challenged by a frat guy, to a who has a bigger cock contest. The frat guy knows he himself has 8 inches, thinking he'll win the bet. The nerd has a bigger dick I thought 9-9.5 appropriate.

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http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=841426

Yes, it is not uncommon. But
It is somewhat rare (the average is apparently, slightly less that 6 inches.
 
I second it

I've always liked the expression, "It's not the size of the ship, but the ability to stay in port until all passengers have disembarked." Maybe instead of size, they should have a "how well you use it" contest. This is an erotica site, after all.

I think this is an excellent suggestion...:D
 
I think this is an excellent suggestion...:D

Yes yes, Neko old buddy old pal. You read one of my stories, where in the last minutes I gave the male chracter 9 inches. That was an inch too far. I don't do size whore stories.



this is one story where it all depends on the humble nerd packing more hose than the pompose frat guy. The unique looking cock idea is good as well"

She falls in love with him. After he's forced to walk around naked. But his cock is only half an inch smaller but its twice thicker and beautiful. She can't stop looking at it and him, and his eyes.
 
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I'm not going to say anything much.

Dick size isn't my department - usage is.
 
The moment penile length and girth by way of inches enters into a story, I find it a total turn off UNLESS the penile girth and length is an intrinsic part of the story.

Since you're talking a competition, I'd say inject a little humour and make it a humongous fat whopper with balls a la Buster Gonad.
 
The moment penile length and girth by way of inches enters into a story, I find it a total turn off UNLESS the penile girth and length is an intrinsic part of the story.

Since you're talking a competition, I'd say inject a little humour and make it a humongous fat whopper with balls a la Buster Gonad.
I gotta agree with you on this.

Seriously, who's gonna believe in a 15 inch dick that's 9" around?:eek:
 
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