Introduce yourself

Hi, I'm bluemuse. I'm a Libra. Some people think that I'm Mary Poppins, but I'm more like Morticia Addams.
 
*spoken in best garbo-esque voice*

i vant no introduckshionz - i am need-to-know baysis ohnlee
 
I'm *HeadlessBarbie. I don't care about your conditions, religions, phobias, political leanings, sexual fantasies, occupation, or your status in life. I just want to be entertained. Seems like a simple enough request to me.
 
I'm *HeadlessBarbie. I don't care about your conditions, religions, phobias, political leanings, sexual fantasies, occupation, or your status in life. I just want to be entertained. Seems like a simple enough request to me.

keep yer 'ead on, mate! :rolleyes:
 
I ams what I am, and thats alls that I am.

*eyes can of spinach*
 
Urantia: learn something new every day. I'll be in your beloved Colorado in a week. I'll kiss it hello for you.

And I *will* visit your town this summer. You are too Too to not see in person again.

Me?? You're the one who got that wild wild life, chere. So full of richness and so uplifting you are that you make me think I might be missing something sometimes. If you were the Baltic Sea, and I were a cup...

Enjoy Colorado, send me a post card. (I still have the postcard you sent me from Greece like 100 years ago).
 
I'm *HeadlessBarbie. I don't care about your conditions, religions, phobias, political leanings, sexual fantasies, occupation, or your status in life. I just want to be entertained. Seems like a simple enough request to me.
There is decapitated Ken doll head on the car radio antenna. I didn't put it there. Sometimes when I am driving down the highway I start laughing because it looks so funny.
 
Hi. Well, I'm Byron.

I like being weird and saying things nobody understands, because it makes me happy.

I like onions, jalapeno peppers, squash, tomatoes, and cheese.

Also, I like being co-captain of a nuclear submarine with Phelia, due to its many interesting controls.

If any womens... like Luarelle, want make sexy time with me, is okay. I understand. Hotel room is paid for three days.
 
And cucumbers.

California... very nice.

Also, the red and green bell peppers. The green ones, not so much.

And Serranto.

But you cannot fry them, or they turn into spinach.
 
FaeLissa.

Y'all know what Fae is, both connotations.

I write stuff and make pictures.

Nuts, but good enough at computer stuff that they pay me anyway (they keep the fragile stuff out of reach, though).
 
I'm Allan. I'm not a red head, and I sometimes post drunk.
 
Also, you fry with oil, yes?

So use Sesame oil, Walnut oil, or Almond oil.

Almond oil... very expensive, yes? Can use at very high temperature.

Also, in Kazakhstan, very nice place, some jews, but they can shift shapes, so hard to recognize them by their jew-horns, there is Cosmodrome. We send people into space, yes?

Very nice.

Rarely explode.
 
Actually, most explode.

Okay.

But was cost of compete with evil capitalist US of A, yes?

Now is okay, though, yes?

Except for huge penis of Putin which he waves over Ukraine every day.

Obama says many bullshit.

Now, suddenly, he says "back off!"

What a kitten he is compared to Putin who is ready to rape his asshole.
 
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