Introduce yourself

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm Ann. I drink and spew venom. I think I may have that seasonal disorder thing. That's about it.

 

[islandman]

I'm Bert. I drink and spew venom. I think I may have that seasonal disorder thing. That's about it.

Welcome, Bert!

 

[Queersetti]

I'm Ann. I drink and spew venom. I think I may have that seasonal disorder thing. That's about it.

11 steps to go.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hi, I'm a bird into big beaks and the mentally unstable, please to meet you.

 

[subdued_passion]

Je m'apelle ████████

Allo!

Comment allez-vous?

 

[Not Normal]

I'm Not Normal. I play drums and many other musical instruments.

This IS me in my AV.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am Menopausal Donkey Cheese and I believe tomorrow is the last day of winter.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am sweeping the floor.

 

[damissita]

Apparently I'm a virgin.....

 

[Mischka]

Happily married hedonist grammarian. I like cock, tail, and cocktails.

 

[chillywilly2]

I'm Chilly, but I'm going snowmobiling tomorrow anyway

 

[mamasota]

Somebody already introluced me as Carmen Miranda, then there is Betty and la picante Mamasota, I might have a multiple personality disaster.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm dreaming of a yellow summer.

 

[cleaver]

hi.
i'm bob.
apparently, i'm a menstruholic...

i seem to bring out the best qualities in those i actually touch.

 

[sethp]

Hi- I'm Anne's anthropomorphic lover. I pee on rugs and write porn.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Now it's like I know you.

 

[sethp]

Now it's like I know you.

In the Biblical sense, yes, yes you do Anne. All of us.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Introducing...

A baby boy, how the angels wept.
He wasn't a fussy baby.
There are cute photos of him bathing in the kitchen sink.
As a toddler he road motorcycles. Sleeping on a pillow on the gas tank.
At 3 he became the man of the house.
When he was 5 he started school with a broken arm and missing teeth. He cried the first day.
He celebrated 7 by learning the 7 dirty words, plus a few bonus ones.
At 10 He weaponized his farts to pinpoint accuracy.
At 15 he found Philistine in Mississippi.
When he was 16 he realized that God sometimes did not come through.
And when he was 19, he had a switchblade knife and he'd make pretty mess of you.
At 23 He met a girl he'd never forget. Trees caught fire when her eyes lit up.
By the time he was 24 the destruction, terror, and mayhem were finally over and done.
At 25 he cared a lot about you people, because he was out to save the world.
Soon he was 26 and If there was a case in the place, he went right through it.
At 27 he witnessed the azimuth defect of mid-space time dilation, and the years mattered less.
When he was 28 he was never going to push you out, because you weren't in.
At 29 he walked alone, and chose a dark path.
When he turned 30 he went looking for Urantia but he found Colorado.
At 32 he only heard soluble words, sleepier than Secanol.
At 33 he met her again and said, "My body's a zombie for you," just before she said, "Goodbye."
When he was 35 he solved the core human equation.
Then he was 38: A few witches burning kept him warm and dry.

Now he's 40. He has a house and a dog and a motorcycle. He has no sense of his own mortality, and hence remains, forever yours.

Signed...
The Last of the International Funboys

 

[Noor]

I am the light. I like silly men, one in particular a lot.

 

[trysail]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and fate
I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moments of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a General's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched the glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
Well after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game, ooh yeah

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails just call me Lucifer
I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well learned politics
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mmm yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, mmm yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, get down
Woo hoo, ah yeah, get on down, oh yeah

Tell me, baby, what's my name?
Tell me, honey, baby guess my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
I'll ya one time you're to blame

What's my name?
Tell me, baby, what's my name?
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?


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[yossi]

http://imgur.com/PFG8X0c.gif

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I'm Heisenberg.

 

[Mischka]

...
When he turned 30 he went looking for Urantia but he found Colorado.
....
Signed...
The Last of the International Funboys

Urantia: learn something new every day. I'll be in your beloved Colorado in a week. I'll kiss it hello for you.

And I *will* visit your town this summer. You are too Too to not see in person again.

 

[silver gurl]

I am silver gurl. In other places I am known as Slivv. Years ago, I was an active poster, not so much these days.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm Smiley.