Intrigued....

[QuickDuck]

Where do I find a man with these traits?

woof woof bow wow *pant pant*

 

[QuickDuck]

Just gotta share this....

"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for
maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.

(P)=PROBLEM (S)=SOLUTION

(P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
(S) Almost replaced left inside main tire

(P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough
(S) Autoland not installed on this aircraft

(P) #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid
(S) #2 Propeller seepage normal - #1 #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage

(P) Something loose in cockpit
(S) Something tightened in cockpit

(P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
(S) Evidence removed

(P) DME volume unbelievably loud
(S) Volume set to more believable level

(P) Dead bugs on windshield
(S) Live bugs on order

(P) Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent
(S) Cannot reproduce problem on ground

(P) IFF inoperative
(S) IFF always inoperative in OFF mode (IFF-Identification Friend or Foe)

(P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
(S) That's what they're there for

(P) Number three engine missing
(S) Engine found on right wing after brief search

(P) Aircraft handles funny
(S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right" and be serious

(P) Target Radar hums
(S) Reprogrammed Target Radar with the lyrics

 

[cybergirly]

woof woof bow wow *pant pant*

Whoohoo...

 

[QuickDuck]

Whoohoo...

marry me?

 

[cybergirly]

marry me?

hmmm...

I don't know.

Convince me?

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm...

I don't know.

Convince me?

hmmm flowers? diamonds? caressing you with my fingers? my tongue?

would that work?

 

[LordLucan74]

Freya

Freya2 is the person who created my alter ego Lord Lukenhead and twisted my words, hurt many, and cost me friendships

Recall This Name: Freya2 or Freya

It is likely to change

 

[cybergirly]

hmmm flowers? diamonds? caressing you with my fingers? my tongue?

would that work?

hmmm...

Yes I suppose that works, for starters.

Now tell me Ducky dear, how long would I have this attention lavished on me?

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm...

Yes I suppose that works, for starters.

Now tell me Ducky dear, how long would I have this attention lavished on me?

ummm well that just depends... would you ever let me stop?

 

[cybergirly]

ummm well that just depends... would you ever let me stop?

Now that you put it that way, I suppose I could be convinced to marry you.

There are a couple of conditions of course...

 

[QuickDuck]

Now that you put it that way, I suppose I could be convinced to marry you.

There are a couple of conditions of course...

i am almost affraid to ask .......

 

[Freya]

Re: Freya

Freya2 is the person who created my alter ego Lord Lukenhead and twisted my words, hurt many, and cost me friendships

Recall This Name: Freya2 or Freya

It is likely to change

LOL!

 

[cybergirly]

i am almost affraid to ask .......

Those conditions must be met at the time and place of my choosing, no forwarning will be given.

Weren't you already aware of this?

 

[QuickDuck]

Those conditions must be met at the time and place of my choosing, no forwarning will be given.

Weren't you already aware of this?

oh well that i already knew.... i'm yours my dear

 

[Saint Peter]

Bump because LordLucan74 is a dickhead.