Interesting sexual fetish question for the guys...

[KillerMuffin]

Whose fantasy would you be more comfortable with? Mine or nasty's?

Would you rather have a beautiful woman take a crap on you (eating is strictly not involved) or would you prefer to have a marathon bi-sexual menage a trois with a woman and a man?

Let's see guys, getting shit on or taking it up the ass?

Uhm... death is not an option...

 

[Tabby432]

This should be good...

 

[Problem Child]

Call me a phag!, but forced to choose between the two, I'd take the beef injection.

Poo-poo belongs in the colon, in the potty, or on the lawn, not on me.

 

[The_old_man]

I would much prefer the menage-a troy. Have been there-done that. A Looooong time ago.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Some brave guys! Where are the rest... chicken?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

This is the average hetero man's scylla or charybdis.

are you sure death is out of the question, KM?

Seriously, I'll take feces. I've had to deal with more crap from obtunded patients at the hospital than I'd care to remember.

I could stand for it to be from a beautiful woman instead of a comatose 84 year-old man for once.

PC, you ARE a phag!

heeeeeeeeeee!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Problem Child]

Well, maybe I am a closet fairy, who really knows....

I'll surely never do either, but the thought of having gay sex sounds like something that would most likely be distasteful to me personally, but at the same time interesting, and possibly a learning experience.

Having a woman take a dump on me just sounds disgusting and stupid.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

c'mon, CB. I'll be all cleaned off really quick and ready to watch the rest of PC's all-night "marathon session".

He'll be begging for poop before too long.

 

[nasty]

How about both? I think if I had to choose, I'd choose your's. A Marathon menage a toise sounds EXITING!!!!!!! And lasts longer. Although, I STILL would want that woman's crap. However, KM, if you're gonna put my fetish in your thread, get it right. I don't want a woman to crap on me. Just to see a woman crap. NO contact.

 

[Problem Child]

Jesus Christ, this is disgusting.

Goddamnit Muffie, if this was someone else's thread I would have just passed it by. Your svengali-like influence has drawn me in again. Fuck.

 

[lavender]

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Problem Child]

No, this is bad. I'm sitting here actually wondering how gay male sex would be and trying to justify it as an alternative to being defecated on.

I need a glass of Jack Daniels, neat, and a pack of Marlboros.

And a fucking horse. And some fence to mend.

 

[nasty]

PC's a PHAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Azwed]

Hmhhh i think i would go for the MMF threesome. I mean I have had some anal play before so this would not be so much of a leap right????????????????

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

This thread deserves to be in the Lit hall of fame!

Between PC's guilt over his secret homosexual longings to me agreeing to be shat upon to Nasty demanding both of the offered options, I've been laughing my ass off over here.

Thanks, y'all.

 

[Problem Child]

PC-you'd rather fuck a horse than say-me and another man?? What's wrong with you??

I never said that. God, I'm truly confused now...

 

[naudiz]

And somewhere in the PNW, a young woman's brain broke.

Can't... stop... laughing!

 

[Lord Emu]

I'll go with taking it up the ass.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*grins impishly*

Ya know I loves ya PC, I promise to not ever hold you to the menage a trois thing.

Lessee... would gay sex be better than being poo-poo-ed on.... *shakes head* The conundrum, it boggles the mind.


(psst) Nasty, I know, but that's just too easy. Watching a chick shit is a hands off no biggie, just kinda icky. I had to up the ante to give my fetish some kind of totally gross competition.

 

[nasty]

Ah, I see.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

was going to try and answer but....

mmm would have to rule out the shitting. That only leaves one thing. Not to keen on that though either. CB better be good!

 

[Guru]