Insomnia

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Then there's the night the insomniac finally sleeps- only to have a crisis wake them up an hour or two too early. Unable to get back to sleep....

... that's what I got- unless you want the trite "daughter/neighbour sneaking home early walk of shame leads to sex" .

And we're better than that. Even fuelled by coffee and whiskey and not enough sleep.

 

[Zionisacat]

Disclaimer : no actual blondes were killed in the writing of this story.

Makes me think that the blondes killed during the writing weren't actual blondes but rather bottle blondes.

 

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Makes me think that the blondes killed during the writing weren't actual blondes but rather bottle blondes.

clever of you to notice that...

 

[Magineer]

As a gentleman, I prefer them.

 

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Makes me think that the blondes killed during the writing weren't actual blondes but rather bottle blondes.

As a gentleman, I prefer them.

but redheads are crazier...

 

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... then there's the "morning" where the son's gf phones just after 4:00 a.m. from outside the back door, just as our hero was finally getting some sleep.

I have done a few son's gf stories, but not this one... somehow I think the Lit version of the apology is more sexy than RL.

 

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... and some nights, our hero could use some sex endorphins to help him sleep... but where, oh where, are they o be found?

 

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awake at 2:00 a.m. 3 out of 4 nights, the Lit writer's mind turns to odd things ( for example, check out the new thread I started today, or my valentine's Day contest idea of the day...

 

[MsNatalie99]

I see two distinct angles here:

1. "Inside Baseball"- the Lit writer poised at their keyboard, the only light coming from the screen, figuring"can't sleep, might as well write".

2. Perhaps more conventionally, a rollicking romp that starts with a protagonist who simply can't sleep. I'll start the discussion with a few variants:

~ P goes to the kitchen to warm up some milk, literally runs into the wrong person- the 21 year old staggering back home drunk? But not too drunk to consent. Just drunk enough not to want others to know... or the parent who always took care of P, but suddenly, P feels a stirring in the loins?
Or the in-law who P has never really gotten to know, because they are so attractive P has always been intimidated?

~ P wanders into family room to turn on tv, finds P2, new mom, nursing the baby (or just expressing breast milk?). fetish story ensues.

~ P wanders out on the deck, sees neighbours fucking/sucking/swapping/having a group grope. Does P get invited to join in or does P just watch?

~ P wanders into kitchen, observes P2 and P3 fucking//sucking on the deck, in full view through the sliding glass doors.

~P puts on porn. Not aware when P2 enters room and watches P masturbating. Do P and P2 end up having sex, or is it strictly voyeurism?

You could also describe a sexual encounter with someone and the protagonist doesn’t know if it really happened. The possibility of it being a hallucination from days without sleep.

 

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You could also describe a sexual encounter with someone and the protagonist doesn’t know if it really happened. The possibility of it being a hallucination from days without sleep.

THAT explains so much...

 

[MColton84]

You could also describe a sexual encounter with someone and the protagonist doesn’t know if it really happened. The possibility of it being a hallucination from days without sleep.

Kind of like S.K's Insomnia, where at points in the story he wasn't sure if he shot his partner on purpose or by accident.

 

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Kind of like S.K's Insomnia, where at points in the story he wasn't sure if he shot his partner on purpose or by accident.

raising the philosophical question "does it matter?" There are, in some belief systems, no accidents.

 

[MColton84]

raising the philosophical question "does it matter?" There are, in some belief systems, no accidents.

Yes and no. I agree that everything happens by some kind of indescernable order, however intention is always worth considering. I sneeze and some gets you, you're upset, but may forgive. I flat out spit in your face, I'll get punched in mine. Idk, ignore me

 

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Yes and no. I agree that everything happens by some kind of indescernable order, however intention is always worth considering. I sneeze and some gets you, you're upset, but may forgive. I flat out spit in your face, I'll get punched in mine. Idk, ignore me

So mistaken identity sex with hubby's bff is better than fucking him knowing who he was?

 

[MColton84]

So mistaken identity sex with hubby's bff is better than fucking him knowing who he was?

Legit mistake, maybe. That's for the couple to decide. I can't imagine a scenario where I accidentally break my marital vows, but it isn't something that I am looking for either. I read one story on here about a pastor who accidentally cheated on his wife at a Halloween party. It made me sad honestly, because everyone was a victim in the story in some respect or another.

 

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Legit mistake, maybe. That's for the couple to decide. I can't imagine a scenario where I accidentally break my marital vows, but it isn't something that I am looking for either. I read one story on here about a pastor who accidentally cheated on his wife at a Halloween party. It made me sad honestly, because everyone was a victim in the story in some respect or another.

"but honey, she accidentally fell pussy first onto my face"

 

[MColton84]

"but honey, she accidentally fell pussy first onto my face"

It was more of a same costume scenario. I get it that it's not a likely occurrence IRL. My point is that I do believe that intent plays a role. If someone cheats on me it hurts. No matter what. I was hit with a fork lift last year and yes it hurt. It was an accident. It cost me 14 1/2 months of my life and put a huge strain on my family. Horrible as it may be, it was a learning experience both for the driver and me.

I have also sustained many injuries as a result of drug addicted parents and others who I've offended by being alive. Those injuries were far less severe, at least physically, but still hurt with the same intensity today. You can heal from accidents. You can learn from mistakes and it is a lot easier to forgive wrongs suffered when they are unintentional.

Sorry, I didn't mean to get on a soap box. Your question is a good one. Definitely one that provokes thought. It's hard not to sound hypocritical regardless of how you answer. Well done.

 

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It was more of a same costume scenario. I get it that it's not a likely occurrence IRL. My point is that I do believe that intent plays a role. If someone cheats on me it hurts. No matter what. I was hit with a fork lift last year and yes it hurt. It was an accident. It cost me 14 1/2 months of my life and put a huge strain on my family. Horrible as it may be, it was a learning experience both for the driver and me.

I have also sustained many injuries as a result of drug addicted parents and others who I've offended by being alive. Those injuries were far less severe, at least physically, but still hurt with the same intensity today. You can heal from accidents. You can learn from mistakes and it is a lot easier to forgive wrongs suffered when they are unintentional.

Sorry, I didn't mean to get on a soap box. Your question is a good one. Definitely one that provokes thought. It's hard not to sound hypocritical regardless of how you answer. Well done.

same costume mix ups exist on Lit and as far as I know the do just fine.

I get your point, I was just having fun with it.

Sorry to hear about the naughty forklift.

sometimes the problem with the accidents is that the doer never learns how to prevent them. At least intentional acts can be intentionally stopped. Now THAT distinction would be interesting to explore in an erotic tale, but it would be complex and I don't quite have the grasp of it yet. Maybe two couples, or two people at Cheaters Anonymous, one with each problem, comparing notes?

 

[MColton84]

same costume mix ups exist on Lit and as far as I know the do just fine.

I get your point, I was just having fun with it.

Sorry to hear about the naughty forklift.

sometimes the problem with the accidents is that the doer never learns how to prevent them. At least intentional acts can be intentionally stopped. Now THAT distinction would be interesting to explore in an erotic tale, but it would be complex and I don't quite have the grasp of it yet. Maybe two couples, or two people at Cheaters Anonymous, one with each problem, comparing notes?

That would definitely be an interesting Avenue to explore. I'm not quite sure how I would be able to explain that either. It makes me think of the last Boy Scout with Bruce Willis. Where he was joking with his wife after he caught her cheating, and they said that it was an accident. He remarks that he just tripped and his dick fell in his wife. I can't really think of a lot of reasonable ways that that would go down. Only that if it was somehow some kind of mistake of pure intentions that it would be worth looking into. Insomnia would be an interesting angle to exploring. Especially if the character thought he or she was dreaming. I am writing a story about an extra marital affair, however I am only exploring the feelings surrounding the decision.

 

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what if the sleep therapist says that more sex is the only solution? The spouse quickly gets tired out, so recruits friends, neighbours and finally family to help out? Or does the proximity of family members make it start with incest?

 

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sometimes the insomniac thinks of lost loves... does this turn into a masturbation story?

 

[newFED]

interesting idea

what if the sleep therapist says that more sex is the only solution? The spouse quickly gets tired out, so recruits friends, neighbours and finally family to help out? Or does the proximity of family members make it start with incest?

Hope some one does turn it into a story. like to read it

 

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what if the sleep therapist says that more sex is the only solution? The spouse quickly gets tired out, so recruits friends, neighbours and finally family to help out? Or does the proximity of family members make it start with incest?

Hope some one does turn it into a story. like to read it

thanks for the compliment.

I think it would require a series to do properly, and I am not up to it, at least not now.

 

[Carnevil9]

what if the sleep therapist says that more sex is the only solution? The spouse quickly gets tired out, so recruits friends, neighbours and finally family to help out? Or does the proximity of family members make it start with incest?

This sounds like the opposite of Grampa Wake Up. More of a "Daddy Go To Sleep" series, with more and more relatives roped in to take their turn fucking Daddy to sleep.

 

[Hypoxia]

The Insomnia League aka All-Night Fuckers, all of whom work afternoon shifts, gather for frolicsome fun around midnight at the Full Moon Motel's amply equipped Clubroom. A few good orgasms spiced with hashish should knock them out.