Inner Peace..... an email I just got....

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I just received this...and thought it might "hit the spot" for someone needing "inner peace"....enjoy!


"I think I have found the secret to inner peace. I recently read an
article that said the best way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things that you have started.

So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a small box of chocolate candy, and I slapped the living hell out of someone I never liked.

I'm feeling much better already. Please pass this along to a friend
who is in need of finding inner peace."
 
thats awesome. i'm heading to the cookie jar right now. then to the neighbor's house to kick some ass.
 
Cerberus666 said:
thats awesome. i'm heading to the cookie jar right now. then to the neighbor's house to kick some ass.

laughing...

"But Officer, the article *told* me to!!"

and a new sig line in the making...

Eat a cookie, Kick some Ass.
 
Glad I have been of assistance...lol...

Cerberus666 said:
thats awesome. i'm heading to the cookie jar right now. then to the neighbor's house to kick some ass.

Don't be afraid to show your new inner peace as you pummel the crap out of the guy...lol...
 
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