jeff_is_smiling
Flirtin' an' stalkin'
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- Nov 7, 2002
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I just received this...and thought it might "hit the spot" for someone needing "inner peace"....enjoy!
"I think I have found the secret to inner peace. I recently read an
article that said the best way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things that you have started.
So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a small box of chocolate candy, and I slapped the living hell out of someone I never liked.
I'm feeling much better already. Please pass this along to a friend
who is in need of finding inner peace."
"I think I have found the secret to inner peace. I recently read an
article that said the best way to achieve inner peace is to FINISH things that you have started.
So, today I finished two large bags of potato chips, a chocolate pie, a fifth of Jack Daniel's, a small box of chocolate candy, and I slapped the living hell out of someone I never liked.
I'm feeling much better already. Please pass this along to a friend
who is in need of finding inner peace."