Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Nicefella]

Well,
Yes
i do like that bush.
It’s quite retro hot.

 

[Nicefella]

I love your dress - my mother has one just like it. She wears it to church.

 

[CarlyAnn]

You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes and you can feel them staring into your soul and the whole world goes quiet just for a second?

Yes?

Right. Well, I don't.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

You know how you like baseball and stuff? Maybe I should show you how fast I can get around the bases.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I bought you a nice Swinger camera for your black and white pics. Hope you like it.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

You remind me of my brother.

 

[fullservice65]

I like that your fingernails aren't too chipped.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I think it’s good that you measure inches in millimeters. It really works for you.

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

I think it’s good that you measure inches in millimeters. It really works for you.

Are you ticklish? Lol

 

[fullservice65]

Do you like barbecue? ...
I'm a vegetarian.

 

[SusanHoward]

No, I totally love that constant oozing!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

So that thing always blinks when you moan?

 

[Roleplay_Hugo_UK]

Oh yes my papa is a whizz with all the electronics and cameras and such, I mean he’s probably watching us right now!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Would you like to be the next person to ghost me?

 

[Xxllrs69xx]

One time I let her get her mouth on the goods…

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I'm totally not clingy at all! Why do you ask? Oh? You're talking about the "He's mine! Back off, bitch!" T-shirt?!

 

[QwertyMaster]

You're pretty enough that I wouldn't mind having to look at you during our future divorce proceedings.

 

[mijayoo]

I cannot beat that hahahaha

 

[fakingadulthood]

Hey baby, you look like you tell every one you meet that they pronounced your name wrong, even if it’s right, to establish immediate dominance

 

[fullservice65]

Wanna check out my car? Yeah, it's big.
I mean, it has to be, with the family living in it and all.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Mint?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Let's go to a karaoke bar

 

[QwertyMaster]

You have the most beautiful eyes. I'd like to frame them on the wall. Can I have them?

 

[CarlyAnn]

You’d look great in that hat when you meet my parents.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I know you have to be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all night.