Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[QwertyMaster]

I'm sure you're buns are great but they aren't the same without a little sausage. I just so happen to have a little sausage on me.

 

[fakingadulthood]

If I were making a keyboard, I’d put the d key in the u key… and sticky keys would be turned on in settings

 

[lilmissdarling]

You have a face only a mother could love .... oh... wait!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

You have a face only a mother could love .... oh... wait!

Correction, I have a face made for sitting on...wait, fuck, I'll come in again.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Your mother would love your face.

The one she has is twice as ugly and it would be a level up for her

 

[latecomer91364]

I just wonder if I could have a few minutes alone with your bicycle seat.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I see you cum late… I did the opposite and need a nap

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Can I borrow that trench coat?

 

[BDA73]

Do you want Five Guys?

 

[cactusjack0584]

That seems like too many… I’m only one man… want to be mildly if not barely satisfied? Then I’m your guy!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Do you mind if I bring a friend? You won’t see them —only I am able to….

 

[wwot40]

Is that what you smell? That’s my new perfume.

Who thought that natural gas could be that intoxicating!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Who thought that natural gas could be that intoxicating!

Do you live around here often?

 

[QwertyMaster]

You've got something in your teeth. Do you want me to help lick it out for you?

 

[Random_NPC]

Can I interest you in some coffee?

Tea?

Strip D&D?

 

[AlpineFresco]

<looks at username>
Nice dialogue tree, wanna skip to cutscene?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Have you ever looked up the definition of alpine? Oh I did and are you curious as to what it means?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

You really shouldn’t call yourself mid. I don’t think you are mid at all.

 

[QwertyMaster]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don't know but if I was I woodchuck I wouldn't chuck you.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Heh heh, you said wood. (Beavis)

 

[Cat]

Heh heh, you said wood. (Beavis)

So, I gather you like trees.. funny, I do too.. so, there is this tree-hugging event, where we are going to chain us to the trees along this specific road, it is both a sit-down demo and a crystal chanting meditation, we are..

- Oh, are you leaving already?!

 

[munch2much]

So, I gather you like trees.. funny, I do too.. so, there is this tree-hugging event, where we are going to chain is to the trees along this specific road, it is both a sit-down demo and a crystal chanting meditation, we are..

- Oh, are you leaving already?!

I’m loving the unshaven look, can I interest you in a moustache comb?

 

[Jw75766]

The way you fart when you laugh is intoxicating. Whatcha doing later?

 

[Sunlover102]

I love that shade of yellow/brown your teeth are!
Is it natural or is it a specific type of chewing tobacco?

 

[Coyote100]

I'd lend you my inhaler but you don't seem to be breathing anymore.