Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Fiestykitten]

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.bb5ba951d35f6a0f8cf772aa8c803689?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fEw0dYG-fR4MAAAAC%2fburn-it.gif&ehk=dJKR%2bu2L4fAEHDq8bOsPiVgAe0nYsNK5O9AyQYzB9Qk%3d
Do you like fire? I'm sure I could get your loins to burn.

 

[JackKingOff]

Is that a candle wax scent… melting flesh?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh baby I’ll put your fire out.

Fuck, that’s backwards.

I’ll stoke your flames.

Make your crotch burn. Oh, baby.

 

[Qky75]

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.bb5ba951d35f6a0f8cf772aa8c803689?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fmedia.tenor.com%2fEw0dYG-fR4MAAAAC%2fburn-it.gif&ehk=dJKR%2bu2L4fAEHDq8bOsPiVgAe0nYsNK5O9AyQYzB9Qk%3d
Do you like fire? I'm sure I could get your loins to burn.

Excellent, my other name is Dances with Crabs....

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can do "the crab" does that count?

 

[Qky75]

I can do "the crab" does that count?

Don't worry, I have a cream for that which also works like lube.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Don't worry, I have a cream for that which also works like lube.

We don't need cream... wanna feel the burn with me?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Hey Feisty, can you believe this spider??

Fucker almost got me!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Toilet sex. My favorite too. The spider can watch.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Hey Feisty, can you believe this spider??

Fucker almost got me!!



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Swirly's are a passion of mine, wanna get passionate with me?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Toilet sex. My favorite too. The spider can watch.

Damn, Dancing!
This was supposed to be "incompetent flirting".

I.e., that was NOT supposed to work.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Damn, Dancing!
This was supposed to be "incompetent flirting".

I.e., that was NOT supposed to work.

And you too, Fiesty!! What.the.hell?

 

[MrMakersMark]

And you too, Fiesty!! What.the.hell?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Swirly's are a passion of mine, wanna get passionate with me?

I like ice cream!!

((Clueless flirting counts as incompetence, right?))

 

[Fiestykitten]

You make me melt, wanna clean up my puddle?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

You make me melt, wanna clean up my puddle?

Bet I can help you create a whole bunch of puddles

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Let’s get naked and eat Cheetos and see what gets orange.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let’s get naked and eat Cheetos and see what gets orange.

I programmed up some Smurf porn and bought some blue body paint .. you in?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I programmed up some Smurf porn and bought some blue body paint .. you in?

I’ve been waiting my entire life to hear these exact words

Gonna Smurf so Hard!

Edit: because the add on was too good to not.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Let’s get naked and eat Cheetos and see what gets orange.

Only if the Cheetos are the flaming hot ones, I like my vagina to tingle, you up for the challenge?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Only if the Cheetos are the flaming hot ones, I like my vagina to tingle, you up for the challenge?

Yeah I am. And if you get too flaming hot I’ll pour milk all over you.

It does a body good.

Got milk?
Yes. I. Do.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Yeah I am. And if you get too flaming hot I’ll pour milk all over you.

It does a body good.

Got milk?
Yes. I. Do.

please tug on my utters, I can help keep you in stock of milk for free…

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I can milk anything with nipples

 

[Shenanigans90]

I can milk anything with nipples

The visual of you milking nipples while pulling your own hair is intriguing.

 

[Fiestykitten]

The visual of you milking nipples while pulling your own hair is intriguing.

If you need more hair to help, I'm sure I could hack up a hairball for you.