Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

So I have to stick a straw up you to get you to cum? … well, ok then.

Not a bendy straw, though. Sometimes a twisty spiraling straw is nice.

I have a spoon too; can I eat you out?

So i recently won an award for smallest dick. I’m doubtful and was hoping you’d help me prove Guinness wrong.

 

[theMasterBaiter]

Hi, nice to meet you... Can I suck you cock?

 

[JackKingOff]

How did you know my rooster was with me?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Would you be willing to fertilize my eggs?

 

[JackKingOff]

Which cock would you prefer for this?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Which cock would you prefer for this?

my orgasm noise sounds like rooster caws …. That’s not a problem, is it?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey.. how about you and me… you know… play a trivia game together

 

[Qky75]

I'm out of singles....turn around and I'll swipe this card

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have Kraft singles if that would help?

 

[Qky75]

No way!! You love crafting too? My mom and I spend every night crafting!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I know someone with a popsicle stick, they could help you guys.

 

[cowboyup6977]

Meow Meow

 

[AlwaysDancing]

No way!! You love crafting too? My mom and I spend every night crafting!

I know someone with a popsicle stick, they could help you guys.

Guys …guys-guys-guys!! I have some popsicle sticks! If we combine them with Kraft singles, we could make cheese pops. And then we sell them.

And then tonight we’d have enough money for a three way date at the movie theater!!!!!!!

 

[Qky75]

Guys …guys-guys-guys!! I have some popsicle sticks! If we combine them with Kraft singles, we could make cheese pops. And then we sell them.

And then tonight we’d have enough money for a three way date at the movie theater!!!!!!!

Especially if I bring my coupon!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Especially if I bring my coupon!!

Wouldn’t it be a Groupon at this point?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

A little trivia. Do you know was tv's Paladin?

Richard Boone

 

[Shenanigans90]

Richard Boone

If you like that name we should be good friends because my friends call me Richard Head due to my great personality.

 

[kathyisgr65]

If you like that name we should be good friends because my friends call me Richard Head due to my great personality.

Hey baby.. wanna help me give my 7 cats flea baths..so naughty purr

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hey baby.. wanna help me give my 7 cats flea baths..so naughty purr

Shampooing eight kitties? Let me clear out my calander!!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Shampooing eight kitties? Let me clear out my calander!!!

I have a hairless kitty wanna take a look?

 

[Qky75]

I'm all out of cash ma'am. Do you accept traveler's checks? Food stamps?

 

[Fiestykitten]

What do prostitutes and peanut butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

I sir, do not! Good day!

 

[cowboyup6977]

I like your style as you shot him down

 

[AlwaysDancing]

if I keep my shirt on, can we bang?

 

[cowboyup6977]

Wrong sex