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[Problem Child]

You should have told him that he has to read the entire "something new and different" thread before he gets a neato avatar.

Just Renegade's posts. That would take him six months all by itself.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

That's not l33t, Bob. That's chat shorthand. l33t is tons harder to write in. More importantly, chat shorthand requires that one never use the shift key. If you must type in caps, to shout, you have to use the caps lock key. l33t requires that one use caps irreverently and frequently.

Simple IRC nomentclature.

M¥ ßaÐ

 

[KillerMuffin]

Now that would be mean. He might need to crack a dictionary.



To get to the playground:

Hit the Literotica Discussion Board link up at the top.
Go to the Lit Personals.
Up at the top you'll see a link to the playground.

I think you'll have more fun there if you insist on using shorthand.

I do think you'd find that you get respect when you type with respect for your reader.

 

[Purple Haze]

I doubt that Renegade even did that...

 

[tizgp]

One question for all of you. Why be so negative when replying, why not reply like muffin? I would have been out of your way alot sooner with a little help.

 

[freakygirl]

You will need this if you are going over to the playground
Useless Graphics

 

[Freya]

One question for all of you. Why be so negative when replying, why not reply like muffin? I would have been out of your way alot sooner with a little help.

Bitch! I beat Muffie on the nice, helpful answer.

 

[Cerberus666]

One question for all of you. Why be so negative when replying, why not reply like muffin? I would have been out of your way alot sooner with a little help.

dude i gave you a link right to the thread you are looking for. now get the fuck out of here.

 

[Purple Haze]

freakygurl, he's not going to leave now after seeing your mammaries.

I'm having a strange urge for Corn Flakes...

 

[Spinaroonie]

dude i gave you a link right to the thread you are looking for. now get the fuck out of here.

Said the 10-02 to the 11-02

 

[Problem Child]

freakygurl, he's not going to leave now after seeing your mammaries.

I'm having a strange urge for Corn Flakes...

Mmmm, gimme some a dat raisin bran, baby!

 

[Cerberus666]

shut up spinaroonie, go write some more Full House porn.

 

[Purple Haze]

You can have the milk when I'm done...

 

[freakygirl]

No need to argue. As you can see there is enough for the both of you.

Sorry no milk. I stopped breastfeeding 7 years ago.

 

[Purple Haze]

I can get milk out of those...

 

[freakygirl]

I can get milk out of those...

Yes you could with a little time and patience.

 

[Purple Haze]

Look at 'em!

They're just rarin' to produce a spill.

Man the lifeboats, grab on to a light-pole!

 

[Problem Child]

Look at 'em!

They're just rarin' to produce a spill.

Man the lifeboats, grab on to a light-pole!

Haze move your head goddamit! One tit to a twit!

 

[Purple Haze]

I'll move over, I can only handle one sack at a time.

Watch out though, it can get away from you if you don't get a good grip.

Holy lactose, I'm drenched!

 

[Problem Child]

I'll move over, I can only handle one sack at a time.

Watch out though, it can get away from you if you don't get a good grip.

Holy lactose, I'm drenched!

Good lord man...hurry, sprinkle some bran flakes around that nipple to soak up the milk gushing out...yes, the nipple, the one the size of the capitol rotunda!

Jesus, watch out, don't get smashed down there in cleavage canyon! Hand me some rappeling gear!

Yo-del-ay-he-hoooooo!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Here ya go guys:

http://village.infoweb.ne.jp/~nobita/image/mm/quik.jpg

 

[freakygirl]

I'm thinking I need to change my av..

 

[Purple Haze]

Down the Milky River,
Where the old folks go,
I left my bowl of Froot Loops,
And my Montego....

 

[Problem Child]

Milk cow blues


Well I woke up this mornin'
Looked outdoors
I can tell my milk cow
I can tell by the way she lows
If you see my milk cow
Please drive her on home
Cause I ain't had no milk and butter
Since that cows been gone
Well you gotta treat me right honey
Day by Day
Get out your little prayer book
Get down upon your knees and pray
Cause you're gonna need me
You're gonna need my help someday
Lord you're gonna be sorry
Ou, you treated me this a way
Aw, now take it away boys

Sail on, Sail on, Sail on little gal, Sail on
Sail on, Sail on, Sail on little gal, Sail on
You're gonna keep right on sailing
Till you lose your happy home

Well good evening
Don't that sun look good going down
I said well good evening
Don't that sun look good going down
Don't that ol' army cot look lonely
When your lover ain't no place around

Well I tried everything baby
To get along with you
Now I'm gonna tell you
What I'm gonna do
I'm gonna stop my cryinÕ
Gonna leave you alone
And if you don't think I'm leavinÕ big momma
Just count the days I'm gone
You ain't gonna see me
You ain't gonna see my sweet face no more

Lord you gonna be wondering honey
Where in this world I've gone
Milk Cow Blues

 

[Purple Haze]

(sniffle)