Inane Chatter Thread

[Laurel]

That is sooo gay. I feel extra gay all of a sudden.

For the sheep fans here:

http://www.sheepshagger.com/

 

[naudiz]

Laughing... painful! Self-narraration... continuing! Spleen... still... unaccounted for!

*rolls on the floor*

 

[AzureAngel]

My staff of doctors found your spleen. Come n'get it.

I should make that an item in Neverwinter Nights...

 

[alexandraaah]

*Snatches Laurel's spleen and jets*

Ha!

 

[Laurel]

Hey! Give me back my spleen & jets!

 

[alexandraaah]

Already sold it on ebay, love.

How much is 35 pesos in US currency, anyways?

 

[Laurel]

Not enough for a McD's hamburger.

 

[AzureAngel]

How much is 35 pesos in US currency, anyways?

Ever tried taking scissors to a penny?

 

[alexandraaah]

Ever tried taking scissors to a penny?

Just that one time, but it still didn't take her eye out.

 

[naudiz]

You've got to work on your technique.

So one of my infantile games, stolen directly from Wysteria, is to take the name of a sports team and insert the word 'butt' between the city name and the mascot name. I was playing this earlier with some friends, and by the time we got to the "Green Bay Butt-Packers" we all just lost it.

Mmm. Infantile humor.

 

[seXieleXie]

i have the worst headache of my entire life today, and i've had migraines since i was 13.


i watch the harry potter movie today and now i really want to be a wizzard.


pagancowgirl's colt just got a little cuter.

 

[Laurel]

Just that one time, but it still didn't take her eye out.

 

[seXieleXie]

penny told me about that. she said alex was saying something about becoming a hairdresser. but apperantly that was too ambitious and she took up psychology instead

 

[seXieleXie]

there are two flies on my ceiling. i'm afraid they might be doing some sort of elaborate mating dance. i don't want them getting it on when i go to sleep. where's my fly swatter?

 

[Laurel]

Lexie, can I sink both my hands into your hair and pull ever so gently?

 

[seXieleXie]

yes.



my cat hasn't moved from the same spot (directly under the AC vent in my room) since i got home from work today. i would think she was dead except for the fact that she's blinking at me distanfully.

 

[Laurel]

ahh...so soft...

 

[naudiz]

I love lexie's hair. A lot.

Damascus is doing that 'kitty kung fu' thing in his sleep where he has one paw curled over his head, like he's going to fly into a kung fu kick and lay the smack down on someone. I love that.

 

[seXieleXie]

my hair isn't loving the humidity. i think what it's turned into could technically be called a 'fro, but i'll have to check with marxist on that.

 

[seXieleXie]

the u in laurel's title needs an umlaut

 

[Laurel]

Pics, please, of your 'fro.

Your cat is plotting something evil. Trust me.

Prince's "When Doves Cry" just came on Spinner's 80s channel. Makes me think of high school.

 

[seXieleXie]

yay! evil plots!

 

[Laurel]

Fucking umlauts. Tried, but it ain't happening.

Yay for evil kitt plots!

Yay for imsomnia!

 

[seXieleXie]

no 'fro pics, i've taimed it into a ponytail.


i evil kitties. i think it's the juxtaposition of evilness and furryness.






i'm hungry. i don't think i've eaten since lunch time yesterday.

 

[seXieleXie]

i'm a cam whore. i whoring!