Inane Chatter Thread

[Calamity Jane]

I really don't need ice cream.

Everyone needs ice cream. I'm thinking of having a bowl of the oh so yummy rice crispy treat ice cream the Schwan's man brought me.

 

[naudiz]

I have returned from the store.

Peanut Butter Truffle, courtesy Ben and Jerry's, is now mine. But I got ice tea with no sugar. Wouldn't want to go crazy, here.

 

[Guest]

I have returned from the store.

Peanut Butter Truffle, courtesy Ben and Jerry's, is now mine. But I got ice tea with no sugar. Wouldn't want to go crazy, here.

I'm on my way. When's dinner ready? I'm starving!

Moon

 

[naudiz]

Well, now I'm starting to think the ice cream will make a nice dinner. I'll make the alfredo later when it isn't so hot. Feh.

All the power just went out here for a minute. Funky.

 

[sunstruck]

If the power goes out and I loose my ac I'm going next door and sleeping in Grans pool.

 

[Calamity Jane]

My AC hasn't worked all summer. We've got two window units and lots of fans... but we're talking 2500 square feet to cover. Bleh.

I think I'll spend tomorrow sitting in the wading pool with a glass of iced water between my boobies.

 

[sunstruck]

Oh like I have central air? LMAO this house is like 100 years old. I had the estimate done once for central air. Then I decided I'd rather eat this year.

 

[naudiz]

I think I'll spend tomorrow sitting in the wading pool with a glass of iced water between my boobies.

That sounds like a damned fine way to spend the day.

 

[Sillyman]

Should I get her attention this way or just start a seperate thread? I think I'll start a seperate thread. Be ballsy. Confidence is good and all that horseshit.

 

[Rambrat]

Insane chatter?!

I'm good at tha...oh...inane chatter...hmmm....I can do that too!

I had 2 small burgers...6 spoonfuls of ice cream and a cup of cheap wine for dinner.

 

[Guest]

 

[Calamity Jane]

Oh like I have central air? LMAO this house is like 100 years old. I had the estimate done once for central air. Then I decided I'd rather eat this year.

This house is around 100 too. Thankfully, the guy who lived here before us installed central air. Unfortunately, he also planted a tree right by the condenser unit. A tree that the termites fell in love with. A tree that fell on the AC last fall.

 

[naudiz]

naudiz, I would hold out for gold plated cock.

Good plan! Now I just need to get Dilly to snub me again.

Inane, insane. If the Naudiz name is involved, you can pretty much guarantee the latter.

 

[Laurel]

I'm so horny my teeth itch.

Scratch your teeth, dude.

I'm pretty horny too. I'll fix that later, though. I'm working now.

My stomach's not happy about those nachos I ate earlier, but that's tough. It needs to learn to take what I give it and be grateful.

All in all, I'm in a fabulous mood. Too much work to do, so I'm trying to screw off as much as possible.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

All in all, I'm in a fabulous mood. Too much work to do, so I'm trying to screw off as much as possible.

Just do the screwing bit... does wonders I hear.

 

[Laurel]

It does. It does.

 

[naudiz]

Yay screwing off! Screwing off rules.

I'm making friends of mine come to Lit. to read the TSM thread. Rhys rocks my world.

 

[naudiz]

Haw haw haw!

Spiderman Will Make You Gay!

 

[AzureAngel]

As if it took seeing his movie 4 times...

 

[Laurel]

Did Spiderman just make me gay?

 

[AzureAngel]

If he didn't, I will.

 

[Laurel]

I just shot hot mint tea out of my nose.

You're gonna pay for THIS emergency room trip, AA.

 

[naudiz]

Haw haw haw. God, I'm so damned easily amused.

 

[AzureAngel]

Gay yet, Laurel, or do I have to have my staff of doctors help me?

 

[AzureAngel]

Speaking of my staff of doctors, I think I'm going to grope myself in a way that will make Laurel extra gay.