Inane Chatter Thread

naudiz

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There's nothing going wrong in my life, so I don't have anything to bitch about. It's been a good day, but there's nothing of dire greatness to report. In fact, I have nothing important to say just now. Even so, I'm in a chatty mood, so let the good times roll!

How is everyone tonight? Anything good on TV? What's up for dinner? I'm thinking of chicken alfredo, myself.
 
Itallian sub with hots.

Later I'm going to watch some TV and if I'm lucky I'll have a naughty dream tonight.
 
naudiz said:
There's nothing going wrong in my life, so I don't have anything to bitch about. It's been a good day, but there's nothing of dire greatness to report. In fact, I have nothing important to say just now. Even so, I'm in a chatty mood, so let the good times roll!

How is everyone tonight? Anything good on TV? What's up for dinner? I'm thinking of chicken alfredo, myself.

I'm fine thanks Naudiz, and over here there's nothing on tv, I don't feel like eating, I'd love to chat and I feel horny, so, nothing new there.:D

Carl
 
Homemade ravioli here.

You are the Av queen, naudiz. I bow down to your Avatar greatness :D
 
its so damned hot I can barely move

I think I need a nap
 
My AV owns you! Boo-yeah!

Damn, italian subs sound good. Too bad I'm too damned lazy to go get one.

If you think about it, in terms of survival -- the acquiring of food, shelter, and water, there isn't a single thread on this board that is necessary. Like, at all. Importance is an illusion. I'm reveling in the lack thereof. So much pressure off me to know from the get-go that nothing I've got to say is going to make a bit of difference one way or another.

Carl! How are things across the pond? The sheep there are vicious, man. I've got war stories.
 
I'm so horny my teeth itch.

It's Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this heat. So, for dinner I'm thinking something cool, saladish.

I'm so horny my teeth itch.
 
Dude. Snubbed by Dillinger.

Is there some special status I get for that?
 
naudiz said:

Carl! How are things across the pond? The sheep there are vicious, man. I've got war stories.

Very good at the moment, I've only got another four or so weeks to go before my house is sold, and I can leave it all behind me. I can't help wondering what awaits, if you know what I mean.

As for the sheep, you're mistaking me for a welshman.:D

Carl
 
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naudiz said:
Dude. Snubbed by Dillinger.

Is there some special status I get for that?

I don't know, I don't think it's ever been done before. I mean...you have BREASTS. Maybe he thought you were Marxist.
 
naudiz said:
Dude. Snubbed by Dillinger.

Is there some special status I get for that?

Uh... the Snubbed by Dillinger Gold Plated Condum?
 
Dinner was Creamy Rice and Chicken Helper stuff. Smelled wonderful. Too hot to eat. The dogs are gonna have a hell of a treat tonight.

My colt is cuter today than he was yesterday.

I don't remember the last time I watched TV.

It's too hot to read.

It's almost too hot to breathe.

There's a thunderstorm on the horizon, but I fear it's only teasing me.
 
I had an alright day. Drinking a cold one now and sittin' back relaxing and reading mundane threads on Lit.

Booked an Amtrak ticket to sunny California. Gonna go visit for two weeks. Need to see my friends down there, I miss 'em. (Yes, naudiz, I on purpose booked this trip AFTER our Lit get-together)

Now I'm just chillin' and gonna go to bed early.....as usual.

I've been waking up at 3:30 am, 1 hour before the damn alarm goes off for the past 2 days, and I'm damn tired by this time.

I hate this schedule. I am not a good morning person. You wouldn't want to see me before I've had 2-3 cups of java in the morning if I don't get to sleep late. Bah!

Moon
 
Dillinger said:


Uh... the Snubbed by Dillinger Gold Plated Condum?


and here all this time I thought you were saying
Gold Plated Conundrum...


sheesh I need to read closer...:D
 
Dillinger said:


Uh... the Snubbed by Dillinger Gold Plated Condum?

And the exact use for that is?

On an inane chatter note: My Kitten keeps pouncing on the same spot on the floor. I have inspected this spot thoroughly and found nothing specail about it. I think she ran into one too many walls.

My special Fred.
 
sunstruck said:


And the exact use for that is?

On an inane chatter note: My Kitten keeps pouncing on the same spot on the floor. I have inspected this spot thoroughly and found nothing specail about it. I think she ran into one too many walls.

My special Fred.


Dragons are chasing her. It happens
 
My cat is sitting at the door meowing to come in. The door is right next to the open and screenless window he jumped out not two minutes ago. He's too stupid to live.

My colt is cuter now than he was last time I posted.
 
Carl -- that sounds exciting! You know, I was in Wales when I was assaulted by sheep. I think they train them to attack tourists.

Gold Plated Condum? That's not so bad, really. I feel like I've been inducted into some secret order. People snubbed by Dillinger. We live in the shadows and hold secret meetings about how we're going to get that golden apple, damn it.

I've seen Moonwolf before coffee. She's not so bad as she makes out. Then again, it wasn't quite so early in the morning, either.

My cat has the personality and poise of a drunken truck driver. He's laying on the floor, looking too lazy to breathe, just staring into space. How I envy him.

I've got chicken in the oven in preparation for tonight's commencement of feastly feasting. I'm pondering a store run to get ice cream. I really don't need ice cream.
 
naudiz said:
I've seen Moonwolf before coffee. She's not so bad as she makes out. Then again, it wasn't quite so early in the morning, either.

You're right, you haven't seen me at 4:00am.....it's scary. Course there aren't many that have.....lol

Moon
 
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