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[bg23]

i actually feel guilty about that white people comment. what the fuck is wrong with me?

 

[blobfish]

i actually feel guilty about that white people comment. what the fuck is wrong with me?

I read that to Asians, most white people look alike. Many white people say the same about Asians. I think it must be a genetic thing, like we're meant to more easily distinguish between people in our own group.

 

[bg23]

well i meant more i was disappointed with myself for not even being able to commit to a racist joke without feeling guilty.

fuck you white people!

but yes, that's an observed phenomenon. i actually have trouble telling asians apart too though, so i think it's just that i suck at facial recognition.

 

[CHNOPS]

I can tell Asians apart. The men are males and the women are the ones I want to fuck each of. Easy!

 

[blobfish]

well i meant more i was disappointed with myself for not even being able to commit to a racist joke without feeling guilty.

fuck you white people!

but yes, that's an observed phenomenon. i actually have trouble telling asians apart too though, so i think it's just that i suck at facial recognition.

Yeah, I have trouble telling anyone apart. I'm very bad with faces. I can meet someone, talk to them for ten minutes, and then not recognize them the next day. I've even forgotten faces after less than a minute. It's weird.

 

[CHNOPS]

Also, just so the Internet knows I know how to spell it: because <--

 

[bg23]

I can tell Asians apart. The men are males and the women are the ones I want to fuck each of. Easy!

i just realised that, aside from never having dated an asian, i don't currently have any asian friends.

woo self hate!

Yeah, I have trouble telling anyone apart. I'm very bad with faces. I can meet someone, talk to them for ten minutes, and then not recognize them the next day. I've even forgotten faces after less than a minute. It's weird.

i have had moments where i've walked past siblings in the street and not recognised them for several moments.

 

[blobfish]

i have had moments where i've walked past siblings in the street and not recognised them for several moments.

Are you Mormon? If so, I can't blame you.

 

[bg23]

no i just really don't like my siblings.

 

[blobfish]

no i just really don't like my siblings.

That's ok. Neither do I.

 

[Adre]

Prosopagnosia.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Neil Armstrong has died and Snooki has gone into labor.

I pray to God that reincarnation is a myth.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Neil Armstrong has died and Snooki has gone into labor.

I pray to God that reincarnation is a myth.

Look on the bright side,

Neil could help that child blast off out the bitch canoe and into the real stars.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Jehovahs Witnesses do not consent to blood transfusions. I don't know the rationale.

 

[KRCummings]

Jehovahs Witnesses do not consent to blood transfusions. I don't know the rationale.

Because there are several verses in the Bible that prohibit ingesting blood and they believe blood is sacred. Sort of. It's weird but so are they.

 

[KRCummings]

I can tell Asians apart. The men are males and the women are the ones I want to fuck each of. Easy!

This kind of thing is unfair because seems like most men want Asian women but nobody wants Asian men. Is this some trick of evolution? A joke from God?
"Hey, let's make all the women really desirable but give all the men tiny penises. That'll be a hoot!"

 

[ImSinister]

This kind of thing is unfair because seems like most men want Asian women but nobody wants Asian men. Is this some trick of evolution? A joke from God?
"Hey, let's make all the women really desirable but give all the men tiny penises. That'll be a hoot!"

I always try to date a woman whose last boyfriend was Asian

 

[Disgustipated]

This kind of thing is unfair because seems like most men want Asian women but nobody wants Asian men. Is this some trick of evolution? A joke from God?
"Hey, let's make all the women really desirable but give all the men tiny penises. That'll be a hoot!"

Renard Ruse reminds me of Asian porn chicks without the vaginas.

 

[KRCummings]

Renard Ruse reminds me of Asian porn chicks without the vaginas.

I just assumed their vaginas were in the witness protection program.

 

[CHNOPS]

I just assumed their vaginas were in the witness protection program.

Now that you mention it, I have heard that space is tight in that program.

 

[Disgustipated]

I just assumed their vaginas were in the witness protection program.

Renard Ruse is the Henry Hill of Lit.

 

[CHNOPS]

If you know what I mean.

 

[KRCummings]

If you know what I mean.

See, mine made sense because of the pixelated privates in Asian porn. Yours assumes that people are hiding inside of vaginas.
Now that I think of it, yours does make sense. My bad.