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[KRCummings]

I will not make jokes about Neil Armstrong doping or NYC cops shooting 9 civilians to get at one bad guy.

I'll leave all that up to you. Please do not disappoint me. I know you have it in you.

 

[killallhippies]

i'm watching nell right now. it's making me want to shoot jodie foster in the face. is that wrong?

 

[phrodeau]

Evil X-Ray Wretch Armstrong takes over your thread for nefarious parodic purposes.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I will not make jokes about Neil Armstrong doping or NYC cops shooting 9 civilians to get at one bad guy.

I'll leave all that up to you. Please do not disappoint me. I know you have it in you.

All American heroes dope.

Why else would they write books and trust the repukes to keep their secret?

As for the NYPD; they get a pass. 9/11 is still so fucking fresh.

 

[blobfish]

New York city cops have the aim of a pornstar?

 

[killallhippies]

mmmm, coagulated corn syrup.

 

[blobfish]

I will not joke about Neil Armstrong. He was a great man.

 

[phrodeau]

mmmm, coagulated corn syrup.

That is Evil X-Ray Wretch Armstrong's semifluid center. Do not call it dope.

 

[killallhippies]

also, i just thought of the strokes for the first time in ages. weird.

anyway, new york city cops.

 

[KRCummings]

I wonder if some people will say that Neil faked his death on a soundstage.

 

[Sinny]

I wonder if some people will say that Neil faked his death on a soundstage.

No, it was in the desert outside Reno.

 

[Sean]

I wonder if some people will say that Neil faked his death on a soundstage.

G-d struck him down for daring to presume.

 

[Sean]

G-d struck him down for daring to presume.

I fully expect this to turn up on teh interwebz, btw.

 

[pink]

The Neil Armstrong Museum is in Wapakoneta, OH just you might be curious.

 

[lovetoread]

No, it was in the desert outside Reno.

Bingo

 

[jomar]

I wonder if some people will say that Neil faked his death on a soundstage.

Capricorn One was OJ's second best acting performance.

 

[fluffPE]

I am naked!

 

[CHNOPS]

Neil Armstrong died because Rosie O'Donnell was obese.

Also, I should admit now that I don't always know/remember that Rosie O'Donnell and Rosanne Barr are two different people.

 

[QueenLevitra]

Neil Armstrong died because Rosie O'Donnell was obese.

Also, I should admit now that I don't always know/remember that Rosie O'Donnell and Rosanne Barr are two different people.

I wish Roseanne was my mom.

 

[cjh]

i'm watching nell right now. it's making me want to shoot jodie foster in the face. is that wrong?

Depends.

How many innocent bystanders will you take out?

 

[phrodeau]

i'm watching nell right now. it's making me want to shoot jodie foster in the face. is that wrong?

Chicka, chicka, chickabee.

T'ee an me an t'ee an me.

 

[killallhippies]

i have a .44 and a bag full of cheap bullets. don't push me.

 

[bg23]

Neil Armstrong died because Rosie O'Donnell was obese.

Also, I should admit now that I don't always know/remember that Rosie O'Donnell and Rosanne Barr are two different people.

they are???

all white people look the same to me.

 

[CHNOPS]

they are???

all white people look the same to me.

Funny line from a friend after saying something shitty about Jews: "No, it's OK, I can say that becuase I myself am [pause] an antisemite."

 

[bg23]

Funny line from a friend after saying something shitty about Jews: "No, it's OK, I can say that becuase I myself am [pause] an antisemite."

i like your friend, he sounds very reasonable.

i read an article recently about a study published by an insurance company claiming that women experience higher rates of road rage than men.

apparently it's because women feel social pressure to behave in a nurturing manner and this leads to pent up frustration which can be released behind the anonymity of a wheel.

anyway the other day i had a flat tire and i didn't know how to change it, so my dentist helped me with it. and at no extra charge!

i really wish i had some salmon.