In this thread, I teach you how to be safe*

[Spinaroonie]

* = Lie.

I'm like a parent who feels that his kid should learn about sex via the internet. Here's a link and don't get pregnant.

http://paypalwarning.com/

 

[Guest]

I think I was safer before I opened this thread.

 

[HeavyStick]

ty for the link.

 

[Shaq]

I believe in safe sex, so I never penetrate a girl without wearing a seat belt...

 

[Kitte]

I padded my head board. It has drasticly reduced bedroom injuries.

 

[Shaq]

I padded my head board. It has drasticly reduced bedroom injuries.

The extra padding in many automobiles also provides adequate cushion...