in praise of virgins
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lol
That made me giggle.
Not a huge fan of virgins, myself. See no point in it. I've had a lot of sex. Glad I did it. I don't really have any regrets.
*shrugs*
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They make that rockin', Muslim world go 'round.
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I unbigoted at least 2 bigots that I know of. I've made a lot of people feel better about themselves. I had a lot of fun and got a lot of free shit. I helped a couple people get past a frigid wall that was impeding their artistic ability and personal growth. I got a bunch of free drugs- which, now that I'm clean, is notsomuch a plus- that's a lie, that was an AWESOME side effect, and it certainly made MY world a better place- I helped a chick learn how to suck dick, which is a skill that will follow you throughout your life- I encouraged safe sex in people who wouldn't have used it otherwise, and thus prevented a bunch of diseases, I kept a bunch of drunk chicks from going home with someone else and getting knocked up with a kid that would have had fetal alcohol syndrome, I gave out countless orgasms, and I learned a lot about people- that post-coital phase is a great conversation time. I gained a lot of confidence and gave out a lot of confidence. I encouraged STD clinic visits for people who would never have had them otherwise (as in, go get an STD test or I'm not fucking you). I encouraged a lot of aesthetic changes that have actually helped folk land jobs and whatnot. I'm a walking stress reliever. I helped folk burn a lot of calories. There are a number of great side effects from good sex, both psychologically and physically. I've stayed friends with a lot of the people I've slept with, and there's no downside to an extra friend (if Facebook has taught us anything). I've opened minds behind closed doors.
I'm sure that there are a lot of other benefits, but I'm done listing for now.
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Which is why these are selling like hotcakes.
http://artificialhymens.com/
Don't most chicks not have hymens by the time they fuck anyway? Whatwith the horseback riding and the sports and the living and whatnot? Those things are notoriously easy to break.
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More people might be inclined to talk to you if we recognized you. Without James you're some entirely new person. Kinda like I don't think Superman and Bruce Wayne talk to each other.
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I know- but the Lorax was my favorite book when I was a kid and the movie just came out, and I think I may be in love with the Once-ler. Were I Seussian I would totally do him. But he looks kinda like me, so that's super narcissistic. So, Ima be the Onceler for a little bit now. Never thought I'd change from Jimmy, but I'm right in the middle of an obsession.
Related fact: I need to get laid. I'm getting to the point where I can almost jack off to Seuss characters. At this point, something needs to be done. This is my longest dry spell- ever. Someone needs to fix this- now!
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very true....lol..
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Virgins are special. 
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Go away.
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I think it's great if women (or men) want to remain virgins for whatever reasons they may have. Some do it for religious reasons, others because they don't feel ready. And that's wonderful. However, just as there are many reasons women choose to remain virgins there are also many reasons why women choose to have sex. They could be in love, they could be curious, they could have low self-esteem.
And finally, you want women to remain virgins? Then who are you planning on having sex with? If you have sex with a virgin, the next time she won't be a virgn anymore. Do you just move on to the next one?
And finally, you want women to remain virgins? Then who are you planning on having sex with? If you have sex with a virgin, the next time she won't be a virgn anymore. Do you just move on to the next one?
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You left out god-awful ugly.
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Wait until marriage! I would take back all the sex I've had to have been able to save it for the love of my life!
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Don't ever do anything that stupid. The only reason men want virgin women is because we don't want you to know we're doing it wrong. Notice women don't place any real value on a male's virginity because they want it done right.
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