In my absence this is what I want to happen:

[Marxist]

I want PC to come clean about his addiction to This Week In Baseball and explain the pine tar stains on his penis.

I want Laurel to eat something high in mayonnaise (did i spell that right?).

I want Lexie to be more like Mellon Collie and let her freaky deaky avatar flag fly.

I want Mellon Collie to be more like Lexie and crack open a book that doesn't have Fabio on the cover.

I want Amelia and Superlittlegirl to finally do that porno I've dreamed of for the last 4 weeks. Get Todd to film it. He won't touch you unless you're already pregnant.

I want GeorgiaGirl to step on a neck or two.

I want SD412 to eat less paste and more fiber.

I want Laurel to love me like I have fur and a case of worms.

I want Sunstruck to buck up and show some skin. A foot maybe?

I want Ramblin' Rose to ramble soon. Sillyman is in charge of that detail.

I want Alex to floss and get that sex-change she's always wanted.

I want Dixon to admit that his best night of love involved both Laverne AND Shirley.

I want Jass1960 to prove that he's a better agitator than Weezil or Joe Adcock. Or at least prove that he's 100% not wanker. PPman will administer the test. Oh, and keep bumping up that Mellon Collie thread. It's proof of my love.

I want Hamletmachine to buy a kitten. It's all the rage according to the purring fur ball in my lap.

I want Riff to try the red ones. They're really tasty and make the clown zag.

I want Modest Mouse to make that big leap.

I want Rubyfruit to come visit me and sit on my lap.

That's all for now. See you guys when things get less crazy.



P.S.--Laurel, please forward my love letters to my summer address. The hate mail, just post on the board.

It'll be funny.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I want this FIRST POST to happen!

 

[perks]

Carlton, why don't you love me?

 

[lovetoread]

Bye

 

[Marxist]

Carlton, why don't you love me?

I do Duckbutt, I do. It's the feathers that bother me.


LTR, this isn't a goodbye thread but a pre-emption of Jass' WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY PUNK ASS FRIEND MARXIST thread. I've got big decisions to make and I hate being rude. OK, I hate appearing rude.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I want SD412 to eat less paste and more fiber.

I'm gonna binge on corn flakes and metamucil.

NO PURGING!!!1

 

[Moi]

How can we say goodbye if you won't leave?

 

[perks]

I do Duckbutt, I do. It's the feathers that bother me.

so just use the whole bird, pervert.

 

[Kasha]

Well at least you know what you want.

 

[Marxist]

How can we say goodbye if you won't leave?

You're the worst troll ever. And to top it off everyone knows who you are. That's why you get no play under your "legit" name.

 

[lovetoread]

LTR, this isn't a goodbye thread but a pre-emption of Jass' WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY PUNK ASS FRIEND MARXIST thread. I've got big decisions to make and I hate being rude. OK, I hate appearing rude.

Gotcha.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Guest]

 

[Mellon Collie]

I am so cool.

 

[Problem Child]

Marxist baby,

I do not know what you mean about pine tar stains on my penis. I have had lipstick stains on my penis, but never pine tar stains. For masturbation, I generally use hand lotion because it's a good lubricant, cheap, and easy to clean up. Pine tar is the exact opposite of a lubricant- it's an adhesive, and using it to masturbate would be painful and damaging, as well as an actual deterrent to a climax.

I don't understand where you would get such a silly idea. On top of that I don't even read This Week In Baseball. When I jerk off I usually use Popular Science or even U.S. News & World Report. I hope this clears things up for you.

Oh yeah, baseball is still a pussy sport.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I want to find He-Man and make babies. Babies with the power.

 

[alexandraaah]

Take care of yourself, Marxist.

Gimme a ring if you want to chat.

I won't even charge you.

 

[Harbinger]

What is this? You're leaving? That sucks!

And PC, get rid of that Popular Science crap. That is strictly soft core. Try Popular Mechanics. It's a lot more explicit. The pictures show everything.

 

[Laurel]

I want Laurel to eat something high in mayonnaise

*blech*

I want Laurel to love me like I have fur and a case of worms.

I do, baby. I do.

P.S.--Laurel, please forward my love letters to my summer address. The hate mail, just post on the board.

It'll be funny.

Will do, my man. Don't be gone too long or I'll post the love letters too.

 

[Azwed]

What is this? You're leaving? That sucks!

And PC, get rid of that Popular Science crap. That is strictly soft core. Try Popular Mechanics. It's a lot more explicit. The pictures show everything.

Agreed and whats up with US News and World Report that shit is crap but at least it is not Time.

 

[Guest]

Wrong Place Again

Oh...

I thought this was the Manxist thread...

Sorry...

 

[Guest]

Feh.

 

[Sillyman]

If I have any power over it in my mouthbreather veins, Rambling will Ramble again.

 

[sunstruck]

I want Sunstruck to buck up and show some skin. A foot maybe?

Anything for you baby. Wonder woman flesh right?

 

[YogiBare]

Marxist, would you mind trying to explain this again?

Why are you going?

For how long will you be gone?


(You will be missed.)