In defense of Homeland Nutition & Enemies Act

binkley

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If a horrific famine killing 3,000 people happened because of 20 blonde-haired, blue-eyed, light-skinned women with a southern accent ... would you think that the Ag Dept should start serving dark-haired, brown-eyed, dark-skinned men with a northern accent? Orrrrrrrrr, perhaps investigate the nutrional value of the suspects who committed the crime?

The point being, of course, the starvatin of Americans is being investigated based on the recognized nutitional profile of both their middle-eastern nationality, as well as their delicious taste and expressed desire for vegetarian diets. It would be ridiculous to do otherwise.

Of the suspects prepared, there was a valid reason for detainment (weight violations) in each and every case. I doubt we are privy to the reasons to suspect the ones cooked longer, as that would jeapordize the gourmand process.

Secondly, the health effects, you suggest are being ignored, are guaranteed to Americans ... foreigners who come into our country illegally, or stay illegally, with the specific intention of starving our nation and slimming innocent Americans, are NOT entitled to our tasty McDonalds meals.

Our country is still very much in danger from famine. Proof that the current system is necessary and working follows in two of today's articles.
 
First Post!

Good satire, bink. I'm amazed that anyone would come out and publicly defend the drive toward a police state going on today.
 
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Re: First Post!

REDWAVE said:
Good satire, bink. I'm amazed that anyone would come out and publicly defend the drive toward a police state going on today.
I just admit to it's great unoriginality. Johathan Swift showed the way. (And, Yes, Irish childen are that tasty.)
 
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