Improvised toys

[Pyrovel]

Was working on my car in the garage this morning, and every time I opened a drawer on the toolbox, I wondered "who has used something like this" and "how awesome would it be to have someone here help themselves"
And yes, everything is spotless clean. I'm very OCD about that

 

[enjoy_reading]

What kind of kung fu is that?

I found my wife (girl friend at that time) taking care of 'an itch' with my rubber coated practice nunchaku. Soon after that I brought her her first vibrator with a rotating head, which she eventually worn out.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

Was working on my car in the garage this morning, and every time I opened a drawer on the toolbox, I wondered "who has used something like this" and "how awesome would it be to have someone here help themselves"
And yes, everything is spotless clean. I'm very OCD about that

That's funny. My tools are kept in the same spotless condition.

You're post reminded me of another "improvised sex toy". Many years ago I'd bought one of those "penis pump" sex toys. I didn't need enlargement, or help with erections, I just thought it would be a fun sensation (and it was).

In any event, the cheap plastic vacuum pump that it came with broke in short order. Thinking about it, I went "I wonder...?" and fetched the pump and some fittings from the professional brake bleeder/vacuum test kit in my tools.

OH BOY...did it ever work !! More vacuum than I'd ever want and the sensations were exquisite. My wife liked sucking her clit and vulva up in it as well. Hmmmm....it's still in the bottom of the toy box, maybe I ought to....

 

[MissCautious]

Well now, you peeked my attention, would love to see that

Unfortunately, despite my best efforts, it couldn't fit .... guess I need to keep trying

 

[enjoy_reading]

Who's Toy

One night while we were playing around, I was looking for something to give her a good stretch. I checked the vegetable drawer but nothing was at the size I was looking for. Returning to bedroom I spotted something in the corner. It was one of the kid's stacking toy. Small rings stacked on top of larger ones on a center shaft that was narrow on top and wider at the bottom. I took the rings off and washed the center shaft off really well. It had the taper shape I was looking for with about 6" or 7" length. With that in hand, I returned to the bedroom.

At first the wife said 'NO' because it was the kids toy. With a little persuasion (sucking on her pussy and clit), she let me lubed it up and gently inserted it into her cunt. In and out it went. Deeper and deeper opening her cunt each time. Little by little she took it in until the base plate was rubbing on her clit. Once she was use to it, I was able to use full strokes, pulling it back almost out and pushing it back in, watching her cunt hole expand to accept it. In and out until she exploded with her climax. She was gaping open when I removed the toy.

I believe this toy was much thicker than the vibrator we had at the time. She made me washed it really before I put it back in the kid's toy box. I kinda remember using it again a couple more times, before getting her a dildo of similar dimension.

 

[MilkFountain]

Jacuzzi jet

Ive always had a fascination with people using everyday items as sex toys.
what have you used and where were you?

In a Jacuzzi pool I was massaging my body after a great but exhausting day of skiing, every muscle in my body sore, when I turned around from having done my lower back muscles, to feel the Jacuzzi jet directly on the head of my penis. It was amazing. Letting it blast against me, two girls younger than I, I was in my mid-twenties, came in, saw me, started to leave, and I asked why they didn't stay. They explained that they had no swimsuits and had planned on getting in the Jacuzzi in their underwear. I said fine, no problem, and as I felt the Jacuzzi jet building a climax in me, I finally convinced them to come in. They asked me to turn my back. I went to the other side of the pool and pressed right up against the jet there. I had a very different, explosive, almost painful climax with my back to the girls, imagining them stripping off.

 

[Subslut66]

Ive always had a fascination with people using everyday items as sex toys.
what have you used and where were you?

I used glass bottles, a Zeo bottle, it was the right shape and filled up my pussy nicely. It felt good. I also used a JD bottle not so good because of the shape and had a short neck. However with the rounded corners of the bottle squishing against my clit with every thrust I was able to make myself fun unlike when I used the Zeo bottle.

 

[danigrl84]

Love this thread. I love videos of guys improvising things to stick their hard cocks in. It reminds me of when I was young and used a hairbrush handle to masturbate with. Kind of reassuring that seems to be pretty common lol. And I've also rediscovered pillow humping....

 

[danigrl84]

I'm a hetero woman but there is something about watching a woman ride a gear shift or a bed post that sends me over the edge everytime. I've never used anything so big but it looks delightful