Improvised toys

[Joeknoxville]

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Without the rings.

It was 'all in'

With the rings would be amazing!

 

[o2baPrince]

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Without the rings.

It was 'all in'

I'm impressed!

 

[Pyrovel]

Nice relaxing afternoon playing in my hammock.
Might pull out my Pringle tin.

What are you playing with, or have used recently? Would love something that think about.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

My FIRST "sex toy", other than my own finger, was a spare handgrip bought for one of the dirt bikes we owned in my youth. It was perfect. I knew it was right the moment I saw it. It was narrower, but still probably 1-1/2 to 2 inches in diameter at the tip, widening a little in the middle, and narrower at the bottom where it had a flange (on what would be thumb side when used for it's original purpose) that kept it from slipping all the way inside my ass. It was smooth on the outside so it could be kept clean and had kind of a spongy yet firm texture. It was accidentally designed like a butt plug before I think they even marketed butt plugs. It was my constant companion for masturbation, often in the shower after an enema. I also used it to retain enemas.

 

[secret_passion_49]

I had a cleaning brush with a wonderfully tapered, ribbed handle.

I'd lube it up and use it for anal teasing/insertion. I'd start by using the ribbed grip to tease my opening. That felt so good there aren't words to describe it. I'd slide it slowly, up and down.

When I couldn't take it anymore, I'd slowly slide it inside me. That too felt soooo good!

I'd then stroke my cock, fantasizing that I was being fucked by another man. Talk about cumshots! wow!

 

[RockHardKP]

Potato or Sweet Potato, use a peeler to create the perfect size/shape. Cover it with a condom and enjoy.

 

[MissCautious]

I'm terribly guilty of improvising. Needs must and all

 

[mLa2123000195]

Potato or Sweet Potato, use a peeler to create the perfect size/shape. Cover it with a condom and enjoy.

Nope. Potato is on the list. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...es-strangest-things-stuck-people-s-rears.html

 

[OpenMouth]

I have used large vegetables and other items, but for me a lot of the enjoyment is the anticipation and the sheer naughtiness of buying toys designed for women.

Tomorrow I'm going to take delivery of an 18" black silicone double-ended dildo and I'm super-aroused...

 

[joan_the_bone]

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Creamed corn also makes a delicious treat.....mmmmm

Been there and done that. I'm an Ohio girl! I've pulled over in my car more than once and stole an ear or 2. Love the nubby texture.
JTB

 

[followmenow6969]

Been there and done that. I'm an Ohio girl! I've pulled over in my car more than once and stole an ear or 2. Love the nubby texture.
JTB

Agreed

 

[joan_the_bone]

I will say, however, my first improvised toy was a zucchini from our crisper. I would wash it off when I finished and return it to the refrigerator. Many a time did my family eat my lover du jour.

 

[followmenow6969]

I will say, however, my first improvised toy was a zucchini from our crisper. I would wash it off when I finished and return it to the refrigerator. Many a time did my family eat my lover du jour.

I love cucumbers, with th thickness and bumps

 

[capri31]

I will say, however, my first improvised toy was a zucchini from our crisper. I would wash it off when I finished and return it to the refrigerator. Many a time did my family eat my lover du jour.

I used to find well-upholstered armchairs very enticing to ride on.

 

[MissCautious]

I bought the biggest cucumber I've ever seen in my life this past weekend. Must say I'm tempted to use it for other means than what it was originally purchased for

 

[Sunshine420]

What's been in my pussy...

Let's see...
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, squash, a bed post, a hair brush, a screw driver, perfume bottle, beer bottle, soda bottle, water bottle, flash light, stick shift, glade can, beer can, baseball bat, shampoo bottle, traffic cone... I think that's it... Think

 

[surftwo]

^ awesome!

 

[Funnbrandy]

My first...

My very first improvised toy was a travel toothbrush holder, it was shaped perfectly, lol....almost like it was meant for that....but ever since buying real toys I've haven't done much improvising

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[bakfmore]

Let's see...
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, squash, a bed post, a hair brush, a screw driver, perfume bottle, beer bottle, soda bottle, water bottle, flash light, stick shift, glade can, beer can, baseball bat, shampoo bottle, traffic cone... I think that's it... Think

That's quite a visual

 

[frmtutanota]

I bought the biggest cucumber I've ever seen in my life this past weekend. Must say I'm tempted to use it for other means than what it was originally purchased for

Well now, you peeked my attention, would love to see that

 

[Pyrovel]

Let's see...
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, squash, a bed post, a hair brush, a screw driver, perfume bottle, beer bottle, soda bottle, water bottle, flash light, stick shift, glade can, beer can, baseball bat, shampoo bottle, traffic cone... I think that's it... Think

That is an incredibly sexy image you paint here.

 

[babslovesherdaddy]

My favorite improvised toys are chopsticks and rubberbands, and a fairly good sized bottle of lotion.

 

[followmenow6969]

Let's see...
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, squash, a bed post, a hair brush, a screw driver, perfume bottle, beer bottle, soda bottle, water bottle, flash light, stick shift, glade can, beer can, baseball bat, shampoo bottle, traffic cone... I think that's it... Think

What! No gear shift?

 

[carlsnake]

Flashlight, candle, cucumber, squash, beer can, golf balls, golf club grip, water bottle, and few cylindrical children's toys.

 

[love_269_girl]

Curling iron, toilet paper rod, and lots of vegetables. So glad I am grown up and can afford beautiful silicone toys.