Improvised toys

Nice relaxing afternoon playing in my hammock.
Might pull out my Pringle tin.

What are you playing with, or have used recently? Would love something that think about.
 
My FIRST "sex toy", other than my own finger, was a spare handgrip bought for one of the dirt bikes we owned in my youth. It was perfect. I knew it was right the moment I saw it. It was narrower, but still probably 1-1/2 to 2 inches in diameter at the tip, widening a little in the middle, and narrower at the bottom where it had a flange (on what would be thumb side when used for it's original purpose) that kept it from slipping all the way inside my ass. It was smooth on the outside so it could be kept clean and had kind of a spongy yet firm texture. It was accidentally designed like a butt plug before I think they even marketed butt plugs. It was my constant companion for masturbation, often in the shower after an enema. I also used it to retain enemas.
 
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I had a cleaning brush with a wonderfully tapered, ribbed handle.

I'd lube it up and use it for anal teasing/insertion. I'd start by using the ribbed grip to tease my opening. That felt so good there aren't words to describe it. I'd slide it slowly, up and down.

When I couldn't take it anymore, I'd slowly slide it inside me. That too felt soooo good!

I'd then stroke my cock, fantasizing that I was being fucked by another man. Talk about cumshots! wow!
 
Potato or Sweet Potato, use a peeler to create the perfect size/shape. Cover it with a condom and enjoy.
 
I have used large vegetables and other items, but for me a lot of the enjoyment is the anticipation and the sheer naughtiness of buying toys designed for women.

Tomorrow I'm going to take delivery of an 18" black silicone double-ended dildo and I'm super-aroused...
 
I will say, however, my first improvised toy was a zucchini from our crisper. I would wash it off when I finished and return it to the refrigerator. Many a time did my family eat my lover du jour.
 
I will say, however, my first improvised toy was a zucchini from our crisper. I would wash it off when I finished and return it to the refrigerator. Many a time did my family eat my lover du jour.
I used to find well-upholstered armchairs very enticing to ride on. ;)
 
I bought the biggest cucumber I've ever seen in my life this past weekend. Must say I'm tempted to use it for other means than what it was originally purchased for ;)
 
What's been in my pussy...

Let's see...
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, squash, a bed post, a hair brush, a screw driver, perfume bottle, beer bottle, soda bottle, water bottle, flash light, stick shift, glade can, beer can, baseball bat, shampoo bottle, traffic cone... I think that's it... Think 😉
 
Let's see...
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, squash, a bed post, a hair brush, a screw driver, perfume bottle, beer bottle, soda bottle, water bottle, flash light, stick shift, glade can, beer can, baseball bat, shampoo bottle, traffic cone... I think that's it... Think 😉

That's quite a visual
 
I bought the biggest cucumber I've ever seen in my life this past weekend. Must say I'm tempted to use it for other means than what it was originally purchased for ;)
Well now, you peeked my attention, would love to see that ;)
 
Let's see...
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, squash, a bed post, a hair brush, a screw driver, perfume bottle, beer bottle, soda bottle, water bottle, flash light, stick shift, glade can, beer can, baseball bat, shampoo bottle, traffic cone... I think that's it... Think 😉

That is an incredibly sexy image you paint here.
 
My favorite improvised toys are chopsticks and rubberbands, and a fairly good sized bottle of lotion.
 
Let's see...
Cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, squash, a bed post, a hair brush, a screw driver, perfume bottle, beer bottle, soda bottle, water bottle, flash light, stick shift, glade can, beer can, baseball bat, shampoo bottle, traffic cone... I think that's it... Think 😉

What! No gear shift? :)
 
Flashlight, candle, cucumber, squash, beer can, golf balls, golf club grip, water bottle, and few cylindrical children's toys.
 
Curling iron, toilet paper rod, and lots of vegetables. So glad I am grown up and can afford beautiful silicone toys.
 
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