Improvised toys

My first girlfriend showed me how she would ride the knobs at the end of her bed. We were very young at the time and her mom was a nurse, so there were always boxes of latex gloves around the house. She would put a latex glove over the knob, lick it to get it wet, then climb up and rub her pussy on it. The knobs were a little too big to actually penetrate her, but she would rub her slit all over them until she would cum.

Another good reason to have headboards and footboards with your bed!

My wife did the exact same thing but she penetrated herself with the knobs.
 
'Impulse' aerosol fragrance cans are a personal favorite of mine.
 
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Great improvisational skills being shown by the hot ladies of Lit here. Thanks to all of those that are sharing, it's hot.
 
Great improvisational skills being shown by the hot ladies of Lit here. Thanks to all of those that are sharing, it's hot.

I'm seconding Londonguy's compliment to the women.
Fellas like to know the gals want penetration! Let's do it! :cool:
 
Looks like I'm stuck alone in the office today.
Have you used anything in your office?
 
As a horny young guy with a craving for cock, like Stickygirl, I had every imaginable household object of even remote phallic shape up my hungry boi-pussy...hairbrush handles, vegetables, candles, tool and garden implement handles, bottles and much more! (I never did that frozen thing though...the thought was, um, chilling!)

But what really amazed me was how hard I'd cum with a deep anal penetration, a thing I found to be even MORE exquisite when deeply penetrated by a man!

But, I guess my most unique I.E.D. (Improvised Ecstasy Device), was one I found growing in the woods behind my home. I always liked hiking and exploring alone in the woods and I usually ended up in an outdoor naked masturbation session.

This particular day, I was more horny than usual and felt a real need to be penetrated! I looked around and, finding a straight maple sapling about 1-1/4 inch in diameter, I backed up to it and marked it a little above asshole high. I then whittled the upper part of the trunk off with my belt knife, very carefully smoothing and shaping the top of the stump to a pleasing roundness. Finally, I peeled the outer bark off to about a foot down, leaving the silky smooth, wet inner bark on. I then got naked, lubed my boi-pussy up good with saliva and slipped a quick finger in to loosen up, turned and knelt in front on my new phallus and licked and sucked it very wet with saliva. Getting up quickly, I backed my ass up to my "lover," stood on my tip-toes, reached back with both hands to hold my ass wide open and lowered myself onto that slick stump! My little pussy resisted for a few seconds before relaxing and allowing this stiff invader in and, with and audible moan of pure pleasure, I slid right down onto that slippery shaft! It felt wonderful, and before long, I was clutching another sapling in front of me for support with one hand and stroking my red hot cock with the other, all while riding my throbbing pussy up and down on that improvised love pole! To say I climaxed intensely doesn't even come close and I don't think I ever shot my cum farther!

Experiences that that DO teach you the art of control, though, because you can't afford to fall down on THAT job! 😉😈

That just sounds dangerous
 
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Which end of the brush?! :eek:

OK lemme see... hairbrush, candles, various vegetables and fruit - I tended to use those in and around the house. I used the throttle lever from an agricultural tractor once - just for a giggle ( it was dark ). I went through a frozen stage: frozen lube, frozen semen and even frozen water in a balloon but the cold kinda numbed everything and it ached too so I gave that up - oh, frozen banana. I was always careful though and made sure they were objects that were clean and 'sealed' - you don't want the embarrassment of telling a medic you got **** from inserting ****.
These days I stick with standard sex shop devices because I can afford them and they look much prettier. Mostly I was indoors but I love having sex naked outdoors too
Before I read too far these brought back memories.
We had an old Harley. I was dared a lot of times to use the short shifter but it had a big chrome ball on our old Harley panhead. Another shifter was on an old car we had.
Over many years my hubby and other crazy men used almost anything that would fit. Lots of greasy tools at bike shops and even the handle of a golf club. The biggest thing I remember was a large cucumber after my last baby was born. It was so fat my GF had to help hubby get it inside me.
As they say sticks and stones usually never hurt me. Hard candy shoved in was fun.
 
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