Improvised toys

[Tnt69]

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Creamed corn also makes a delicious treat.....mmmmm

 

[Pyrovel]

It was when I got hold of it. Bunch of guys watching me gave me a fantastic orgasm.

Would have loved to be one of those guys

 

[Pyrovel]

Gives the term "grow your own" a whole new meaning. and then slicing them up and serving them to guests is even more fun! But the list is endless when it comes to improvised toys! brushes,bottles, make up brushes, hammer hanles screw driver handles, bubble wands, anything with that phallus shape! But we have 100s of toys to choose from now so ...they are the first choice.

After an image like that, I'm gonna have trouble getting any work done today.

 

[Skowt]

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Creamed corn also makes a delicious treat.....mmmmm

Let me cream that for you.

 

[Skowt]

Gives the term "grow your own" a whole new meaning. and then slicing them up and serving them to guests is even more fun! But the list is endless when it comes to improvised toys! brushes,bottles, make up brushes, hammer hanles screw driver handles, bubble wands, anything with that phallus shape! But we have 100s of toys to choose from now so ...they are the first choice.

I just turned Vegan. MMMMmmmmm

 

[carlsnake]

I've penetrated her pussy with a flashlight handle, bottles, toy balls, beads, small toy plastic baseball bat, an assortment of fruits & vegies (cucumbers, bananas, squash), and things I can't remember. When we could finally afford to buy real sex toys, we stopped using household items.

 

[Mohavekid]

My ex wife enjoyed playing with objects.

She used hairbrush handles, cucumbers, long neck beer bottles, wine bottles, flashlights, a curling iron and tubes of toothpaste.

I wish we would have thought of the corn on the cob like Tnt69. That would have been interesting to watch.

 

[4liquid_dares]

Which end of the brush?!

OK lemme see... hairbrush, candles, various vegetables and fruit - I tended to use those in and around the house. I used the throttle lever from an agricultural tractor once - just for a giggle ( it was dark ). I went through a frozen stage: frozen lube, frozen semen and even frozen water in a balloon but the cold kinda numbed everything and it ached too so I gave that up - oh, frozen banana. I was always careful though and made sure they were objects that were clean and 'sealed' - you don't want the embarrassment of telling a medic you got **** from inserting ****.
These days I stick with standard sex shop devices because I can afford them and they look much prettier. Mostly I was indoors but I love having sex naked outdoors too

What part of you isn't amazing!

 

[Pyrovel]

I think it's time for me to reserect the Pringles tin.
Any ladies want tell us what you've used?

 

[VampirTARA]

Ive always had a fascination with people using everyday items as sex toys.
what have you used and where were you?

well one time I rode to the car gear shift in our driveway. And Another time I masturbated with a cucumber in the kitchen...

 

[pfflyerhot]

5lb hand weights...

 

[Tnt69]

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A large wooden pestle comes in handy for that "oh so full" feeling

 

[Tnt69]

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Ohhh Fuck!!!!

 

[Pyrovel]

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Ohhh Fuck!!!!

That's hot !

 

[Pyrovel]

well one time I rode to the car gear shift in our driveway. And Another time I masturbated with a cucumber in the kitchen...

Awesome

 

[Gwanji16]

Lots of interestingly shaped personal care products on the market!

 

[Pyrovel]

Lots of interestingly shaped personal care products on the market!

I can't help but imagine how many have used the deodorant can or other bottles usually found in the shower

 

[stickygirl]

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Ohhh Fuck!!!!

Jeez - I hope she hadn't been crushing peppers with that

 

[Pyrovel]

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Jeez - I hope she hadn't been crushing peppers with that

Reminds me of a story of a mate of mine. Went down on his lady, forgot he a very spicy pizza only minutes before. Yes, alcohol was involved. We heard the screams from the room and thought someone was being killed.

 

[RickDeckardtw0]

interesting thread. Looking at these items completely different now. Some pretty hot entries here. Using these seems so raw.. the "im horny and just want to fuck" aspect of some of these is really hot.

 

[Riley69]

Sex toys - feeling inventive

My first girlfriend showed me how she would ride the knobs at the end of her bed. We were very young at the time and her mom was a nurse, so there were always boxes of latex gloves around the house. She would put a latex glove over the knob, lick it to get it wet, then climb up and rub her pussy on it. The knobs were a little too big to actually penetrate her, but she would rub her slit all over them until she would cum.

Another good reason to have headboards and footboards with your bed!

 

[why_not_jill]

I love being creative

the idea of taking a regular household item and turning it into a toy. Like a role of toilet paper to keep golf balls pressed up inside me. Or thorns from a rosebush to remind me not to be late for something.

Fruit always gives me ideas, how about a phone charger cable as a whip, or a small twig from a tree. Wow, this thread gives me all kings of ideas.

 

[curious_nick]

used mostly veggies like big carrots, cucumbers and squash. Beer bottles and even a baseball bat, haha that last one is a big as Im comfortable with, dont see the need to go any further hahaha

 

[kingkoll]

the idea of taking a regular household item and turning it into a toy. Like a role of toilet paper to keep golf balls pressed up inside me. Or thorns from a rosebush to remind me not to be late for something.

Fruit always gives me ideas, how about a phone charger cable as a whip, or a small twig from a tree. Wow, this thread gives me all kings of ideas.

someone has a freaky kinky side

 

[followmenow6969]

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Ohhh Fuck!!!!

Tastyyyyy