improvised sex toys?

[silverwhisper]

in another post, bootgrrl quoth: "popsicles are the best!" that got me curious: what are people's favorite improvised sex toys? i'm sure this has been done before, and quite possibly even recently, but given how fast things fall off page 1 here, i can't find anything like it.

so, let's hear it! i'm primarily asking about phallus substitutes and other implements not designed for sex play.

ed

 

[killallhippies]

vibrating toothbrush, yo. it only cost me a dollar, but it feels great up my butt.

 

[SkAoUt]

plastic bag for "breath play"

beer bottle (Corona has a long neck)

A Good woofer with the bass cranked all the way up (for chicks). Sit on it and cum away satisfied.

 

[Guest]

The handle of my lint brush has performed admirably on numerous occasions...

 

[hobbit.]

A good well made sturdy solitare board, for that time of the month.

 

[Jennxxx]

I once rubbed my clit with the smooth side of my bic lighter until I came. I was riding in the car and it was the only thing present, well besides my fingers. Which were off limits due to a lost bet.

 

[rimmy]

a flashlight. It also helps to see what's up there

 

[hydrex]

A screwdriver handle works well I hear.

 

[hydrex]

A good well made sturdy solitare board, for that time of the month.

LMAO good one.

 

[silverwhisper]

i've witnessed various beer bottles (corona's long neck does make it useful) and in one instance, a rolling pin. one of those perfectly cylindrical ones.

ed

 

[Volomon]

http://www.canal96.com/videos/play/in/050304025258/

 

[SissyBJBitch]

https://sextoycollective.com/homemade-dildos/
Some interesting ideas there!

"dildo university" wow!

 

[Nightspeed]

A few years ago I knew a woman who would literally fuck herself with everything that would fit. I can't remember all the things she said she'd used, but there were a LOT of them.

 

[Noor]

I remember Sheath’s kitchen utensils thread on this, I wonder if I can find it.

 

[Noor]

I remember Sheath’s kitchen utensils thread on this, I wonder if I can find it.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/as-promised-kitchen-appliance-how-to-thread.164280/

 

[thør]

I remember Sheath’s kitchen utensils thread on this, I wonder if I can find it.

Teflon?

 

[pussyhammer2021]

Perfect tits...alligator clips provide a little more bite tho

 

[Britva415]

For years and years I never considered buying a Fleshlight or the like. I had dildos and cock rings and stuff but none of the fuckable sex toys.

One day, I read about a fifi - something prisoners can get on top of and stick their dick in it and fuck it. The recipe: A plastic bag inside of a rolled-up towel, lubricated with whatever is available.

I went "Hmm," and improvised something. It was basically nothing more than a rolled-up yoga mat, lots of nice wet lube on the inside and tied to the top of a couple of pillows.

It wasn't too long after that before I got the combination of a Fleshlight STU and the Liberator missionary mount for holding it.