Implants or Real...?

Shut it, hoar.


*who has great tits*

I suspect, as I age and gravity tugs at my jugs, I shall have implants. My dream in life is to set a plate on my tits, without hands, whilst I twirl my spaghetti noodles onto a golden fork and watch Oprah.
 
I suspect, as I age and gravity tugs at my jugs, I shall have implants. My dream in life is to set a plate on my tits, without hands, whilst I twirl my spaghetti noodles onto a golden fork and watch Oprah.

I too, would like to eat food off your breasts.
 
I suspect, as I age and gravity tugs at my jugs, I shall have implants. My dream in life is to set a plate on my tits, without hands, whilst I twirl my spaghetti noodles onto a golden fork and watch Oprah.

Pasta make ya fat; hence more bewbflesh. It's a vicious cycle. Best you take up an instrument; I suggest skin flute.
 
Just saw this on FB this morning.

http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/yes_theyre_fake_my_real_ones_tried_to_kill_me_tshirt-rccd1b975b6564f77a3d1ddcef7eaebd7_8naxw_324.jpg

I am not a fan of the look of the overfilled water balloon porn star boobs but to each there own. Mine are smallish and real and I understand the appeal of bigger ones.

This...I have a friend with a fabulous pair of fakes...they had to remove both her real ones...it truly does depend on the circumstances...

I once fucked a girl with fake boobs but became so fascinated with them and how they felt...for the record, not as hard or ungiving as I imagined they'd be...she clearly had a great surgeon...but I became so fixated on them, it kind of put me off my stroke, so to speak...

if I really liked or fancied someone, them having fake tits wouldn't be a deal breaker, it's about much more than that isn't it?
 
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