...Well no, I'm not really. There's obviously some hyperbole there but ever since I got married I've noticed more women have been interested and I've actually been propositioned twice by women I knew. Not bad and certainly unprecedented for a kid who was a virgin till he was 19. So why am I so desireable? Pay attention kids and I'll let you in on my many secrets
1. I'm married and faithful. I've been in one relationship since I was 15. I guess women like that I'm really in love. I guess they're so attracted to fidelity that it inspires them to want a married guy. Whatever. So get married.
2. I'm always angry. Or happy. I guess women like the whole "not laid back" thing. So yell a lot.
3. Thanks to my knowledge of pointless things that girls don't tend to know about, I'm aces at crossword puzzles.
4. I'm tall. So try and be as tall as you can.
5. I have big feet. Which are adorned with sylish shoes.
6. I have a good vocabulary(see "adorned" above) This compensates for any lack of actual intelligence I've been saddled with.
Use it wisely boys.
1. I'm married and faithful. I've been in one relationship since I was 15. I guess women like that I'm really in love. I guess they're so attracted to fidelity that it inspires them to want a married guy. Whatever. So get married.
2. I'm always angry. Or happy. I guess women like the whole "not laid back" thing. So yell a lot.
3. Thanks to my knowledge of pointless things that girls don't tend to know about, I'm aces at crossword puzzles.
4. I'm tall. So try and be as tall as you can.
5. I have big feet. Which are adorned with sylish shoes.
6. I have a good vocabulary(see "adorned" above) This compensates for any lack of actual intelligence I've been saddled with.
Use it wisely boys.
