I'm taking applications.

[perks]

I need a wife.

Please tell me how you think you're qualified.

thanks.

 

[Freya]

Damn, if you were offering to be a wife, I'd take you up on it. I'd suck as a wife - I hate cooking, cleaning, shopping and kids.

 

[peachykeen]

well, I've been a wife for three years now, and I think I'm pretty good at it...but i don't think I could talk mr keen into giving a reference. He seems pretty bent on keeping me here.

 

[alltherage]

I am hard to get yet eager. An enigma easily solved, loving yet hard headed. Good at housework but hate it and I love to enduce wet, slick, hungry, gushing, squeeling, writhing, and intense responses to my erotic touch.

And


I know a few dirty jokes.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Hmmm..no real experience or qualifications...but I do adore you, perks.

 

[perks]

I am hard to get yet eager. An enigma easily solved, loving yet hard headed. Good at housework but hate it and I love to enduce wet, slick, hungry, gushing, squeeling, writhing, and intense responses to my erotic touch.

And


I know a few dirty jokes.

where have you been? I've missed you.

 

[perks]

Hmmm..no real experience or qualifications...but I do adore you, perks.

how's school, sugah? You being good, or deliciously naughty? Why did I even ask? I've seen you in action.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://bride.ru/?source=overture

 

[Trail48]

I need a wife.

Please tell me how you think you're qualified.

thanks.

Hmmm...

I wash clothes

Clean like a whirlwind

Better than average cook

Can fix most mechanical things

Will do windows if properly motivated

Mean as hell when someones steps on my turf

Naaaaaaaaahh..too much like work

 

[#1tankcomander]

I need a wife.

Please tell me how you think you're qualified.

thanks.

I do cook some, clean a little and give damn good clit lickins!

Does that qualify?

 

[Saint Peter]

Have Tweety Bird slippers and green face stuff. Will travel.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

I'm always intersted in a paradigm shift.

Although I really don't interview well.

that's ok, I'm hiring on looks anyway.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

So there's a uniform involved?

yes.

 

[Guest]

 

[Shaq]

Skip the hassle perky...go the mail order route...

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I need a wife.

Please tell me how you think you're qualified.

thanks.

This job is so mine.

 

[tnguy04]

I need a wife.

Please tell me how you think you're qualified.

thanks.

you can have mine

 

[perks]

whatever you're comfortable in, sugah.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: I'm taking applications.

This job is so mine.

ok.

 

[patient1]

Are you forgetting about leXie ?
She'll be dissapointed if you marry another woman.

 

[alltherage]

oh quackadilly,

if you could somehow become a morman man then it might be much easier to pick a wife. how do seven or eight sound and we promise we won't expose ya.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I'm taking applications.

 

[perks]

Are you forgetting about leXie ?
She'll be dissapointed if you marry another woman.

I would never forget lexie, are you kidding? bite your tongue.