I'm stiff, hard and aching right now.

[Lancecastor]

It's times like this I need...really need...that special, moist, slippery release.

Hands sliding, oily and hot, over my throbbing muscle.

The moans, the squirting of cream.

I could really use a shoulder massage.

Lance

 

[Starblayde]

Didn't see that coming. No sir.

Shoulders indeed. heh

 

[perks]

send her on over, when she's done with your shoulders...

I'm in need.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Lance, you need a stiff, hard cocktail.

 

[Starblayde]

Bob, that is such acool Av, I laugh every time i see it

 

[greybeard]

It's times like this I need...really need...that special, moist, slippery release.

Hands sliding, oily and hot, over my throbbing muscle.

The moans, the squirting of cream.

I could really use a shoulder massage.

Lance

my first thought was "it's not a muscle"...........sucked me right in.........i'm way too easy............

greybeard

 

[perks]

Bob, that is such acool Av, I laugh every time i see it

mmmmmm 5 point boy<grin> *rubbing my eyes* I could have sworn you changed that for a moment...

 

[Starblayde]

mmmmmm 5 point boy<grin> *rubbing my eyes* I could have sworn you changed that for a moment...

It still said '5pointboy'... you may have seen 'MrWigglepants?' but it definitely said 5pointboy

 

[perks]

It still said '5pointboy'... you may have seen 'MrWigglepants?' but it definitely said 5pointboy

we'll just have to make a man out of you one day, sugah.

 

[Starblayde]

we'll just have to make a man out of you one day, sugah.

You made me a 5pointman at one point, but that seemed to be a passing phase. Boy is fine for the moment... but 5pointyoungman doesnt roll of the tongue so well, does it?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Lance, I'll volunteer to help you out if you promise not to pimp me out to everyone after we're done. My hands are kinda small and they get tired after all the grasping and squeezing...but then, the cream helps alleviate that...

 

[Lancecastor]

She's working her way up; afterwards, I'll send her straight along.

send her on over, when she's done with your shoulders...

I'm in need.

 

[perks]

You made me a 5pointman at one point, but that seemed to be a passing phase. Boy is fine for the moment... but 5pointyoungman doesnt roll of the tongue so well, does it?

you seem to like it when I call you boy.


thanks lance, how'd you know I like freckles?

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance, I'll volunteer to help you out if you promise not to pimp me out to everyone after we're done. My hands are kinda small and they get tired after all the grasping and squeezing...but then, the cream helps alleviate that...

I promise to pimp you out to an exclusive, upscale clientelle only.

 

[kotori]

It's times like this I need...really need...that special, moist, slippery release.

Hands sliding, oily and hot, over my throbbing muscle.

The moans, the squirting of cream.

I could really use a shoulder massage.

Lance

funny thing is, this is exactly what i thought it might be about. i've had morning like that.

 

[Starblayde]

you seem to like it when I call you boy.

It suits me for the moment.... but how did you know i like 5 points on my stars?

 

[Lancecastor]

thanks lance, how'd you know I like freckles?

Doesn't everyone like freckles?

Always willing to lend a hand...
Lance

 

[peachykeen]

Re: Re: I'm stiff, hard and aching right now.

funny thing is, this is exactly what i thought it might be about. i've had morning like that.

I've had a week like that...

 

[Aphrodisiac]

It's times like this I need...really need...that special, moist, slippery release.

Hands sliding, oily and hot, over my throbbing muscle.

The moans, the squirting of cream.

I could really use a shoulder massage.

Lance

I know what you mean .. lately my back has been aching and I would love a back massage...

 

[perks]

It suits me for the moment.... but how did you know i like 5 points on my stars?

same way lance knew I liked freckles, kickass intuition.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: I'm stiff, hard and aching right now.

funny thing is, this is exactly what i thought it might be about. i've had morning like that.

I've been operating a new one of these for the past few days to train our workers how not to chop off their arms. It disintegrates about 350 pounds of plastic an hour, so that's about 2500 pounds of lifting to the thing, then back out for packing, each day.

Makes me glad I got an education.

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Re: I'm stiff, hard and aching right now.

I've been operating a new one of these for the past few days to train our workers how not to chop off their arms. It disintegrates about 350 pounds of plastic an hour, so that's about 2500 pounds of lifting to the thing, then back out for packing, each day.

Makes me glad I got an education.

I don't know why, but theres something about it being on wheels that just hits me right.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm stiff, hard and aching right now.

I don't know why, but theres something about it being on wheels that just hits me right.

And here I thought I was a little goofy for getting a Marvin The Martian vibe off it being a "disintegrator."


Lance

 

[calypso_21]

It's times like this I need...really need...that special, moist, slippery release.

Hands sliding, oily and hot, over my throbbing muscle.

The moans, the squirting of cream.

I could really use a shoulder massage.

Lance

It is a shame you don't know someone really into massage therapy.

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm stiff, hard and aching right now.

And here I thought I was a little goofy for getting a Marvin The Martian vibe off it being a "disintegrator."


Lance

Oh no, no. You are indeed on the right track.




Or we're both goofy.