I'm starting to get the feeling that DCL might be an atheist

[CHNOPS]

Call it a hunch, or some kind of crazy intuition, but I think it's possible Dixon Carter Lee might be an atheist. I'll need him to mention it once or twice more to really be sure, but I think I might be onto something here. If so, remember: you heard it here first!

 

[JohnnySavage]

It makes me sad he's going to hell.

 

[evesdream]

A bishop, a rabbi, and DCL walked into a bar...

 

[JohnnySavage]

A bishop, a rabbi, and DCL walked into a bar...

DCL should have ducked after seeing the first two walk into the bar.

 

[evesdream]

DCL should have ducked after seeing the first two walk into the bar.

He should be pretty adept at it, considering how many of God/Allah/Thor's lightening bolts he's got to dodge all day.

 

[bronzeage]

Call it a hunch, or some kind of crazy intuition, but I think it's possible Dixon Carter Lee might be an atheist. I'll need him to mention it once or twice more to really be sure, but I think I might be onto something here. If so, remember: you heard it here first!

Let's hope to God you are wrong.

 

[neci]

i hope he can swim.

 

[TonyClifton]

Call it a hunch, or some kind of crazy intuition, but I think it's possible Dixon Carter Lee might be an atheist. I'll need him to mention it once or twice more to really be sure, but I think I might be onto something here. If so, remember: you heard it here first!

 

[mediocre]

DCL is actually Penn Gillette.

On a side note, Neci....that AV literally made my jaw drop. That's rare. Nice.

 

[Squibbs]

DCL is actually Penn Gillette.

On a side note, Neci....that AV literally made my jaw drop. That's rare. Nice.

Can't be.

Penn Gillette is funny.

 

[JohnnySavage]

He's a corn farmer in Iowa.


Oh... did I just give Vett a boner?

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_corn_postcard-p239701726108823874envli_400.jpg

 

[mediocre]

Can't be.

Penn Gillette is funny.

True.

 

[killallhippies]

http://rlv.zcache.com/funny_corn_postcard-p239701726108823874envli_400.jpg

i liked the first one better.

 

[parodyluvr75]

i liked the first one better.

I thought it looked to coneheads meet children of the corn, but here it is again.

 

[KRCummings]

He'll change. It'll happen on his way to a gig in Damascus, VA.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He's just upset that he isn't God.


On the other hand, God is amused.

 

[KRCummings]

He's just upset that he isn't God.


On the other hand, God is amused.

I hope He's amused. If it turns out that God does not have a sense of humor then we're all fucked.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I hope He's amused. If it turns out that God does not have a sense of humor then we're all fucked.

I doubt we'd comprehend His humor.


Hell, if we could understand Him, He wouldn't be much of a god, now would he?

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[RoryN]

If it turns out that God does not have a sense of humor then we're all fucked.

Oh, he does. Haven't you seen the people who praise Him?

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I hope He's amused. If it turns out that God does not have a sense of humor then we're all fucked.

That's an understatement. I've lived my entire life on the belief that the psychotic, narcissistic god from the old testament is the result of the demented imagination of weird ancient people wandering in a desert.

 

[Disgustipated]

Call it a hunch, or some kind of crazy intuition, but I think it's possible Dixon Carter Lee might be an atheist. I'll need him to mention it once or twice more to really be sure, but I think I might be onto something here. If so, remember: you heard it here first!

Prove it.

 

[neci]

DCL is actually Penn Gillette.

On a side note, Neci....that AV literally made my jaw drop. That's rare. Nice.

i feel naked when i wear it.

He's a corn farmer in Iowa.


Oh... did I just give Vett a boner?

ewwwwww...

 

[doctor_insanus]

That's an understatement. I've lived my entire life on the belief that the psychotic, narcissistic god from the old testament is the result of the demented imagination of weird ancient people wandering in a desert.