I'm so glad to be Caucasian

[Thrillhouse]

I can drive wherever I want, whenever I want, and not get pulled over unless I'm actually breaking a law.

I can go into a store and not have security people swarming all over me as I browse.

I could (if I was ten years younger) stroll around a college campus and not have everyone assume that I was there on an athletic scholarship.

I can walk down the street and not have women clutch their purses tighter to them, or cross the street away from me, as I approach.

I don't have to worry about people "dumbing down" everything they say to me, so as not to "confuse" me with "big words."

Yes, I am truly lucky to be white.

 

[JazzManJim]

Wow.

This is the stupidest thing I have ever read. And I"m including posts by Hanns and some of the first posts by Gusty Wind in this.

 

[crappie master]

Thrillhouse is right. These are all things that most of us white guys take for for granted.

 

[medjay]

Thrillhouse is right. These are all things that most of us white guys take for for granted.

These and the fact that you don't have to worry about using lotion.

 

[JazzManJim]

Thrillhouse is right. These are all things that most of us white guys take for for granted.

Really?

Come with me one day and I'll take you to places where every one of these things will happen to you several times a day.

 

[J.B.]

wow. what a little sack of... never mind. I knew I shouldn't have opened this thing

 

[Shaq]

I'm convinced that most of my college peers think I'm homeless.

 

[Angel]

I'm convinced that most of my college peers think I'm homeless.

Do they want to touch your hair? Just to see how it feels?

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Caucasian? Are you Chechen, Abkhaz, or Kartvelian?

 

[SINthysist]

At this moment, the white half of me is somewhat embarrassed for the whole race...

The other half thinks I've got it coming.

Just can't seem to live in the present.

 

[Angel]

At this moment, the white half of me is somewhat embarrassed for the whole race...

The other half thinks I've got it coming.

Just can't seem to live in the present.

Can I touch your hair?

 

[SINthysist]

It'll only stretch to Colorado...

 

[Angel]

So you didn't get "Good" hair.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Caucasian? Are you Chechen, Abkhaz, or Kartvelian?

Obviously no one got this... Oh, well.

 

[SINthysist]

My hair is long, black, thick, and lush unlike my beard which is thin and scraggly. I have the same amount of body hair as Captain Kirk. Does that answer your questions?

Those caucasians are kinda dark.

But recent studies seem to point to skin color as not being a determinant of race.

 

[peachykeen]

I can .... etc etc

Yes, I am truly lucky to be white.

Just MHO - this is really condescending and insulting to people of all races.

 

[SINthysist]

That's his schtick, his MO, his lack of originality...

 

[Angel]

My hair is long, black, thick, and lush unlike my beard which is thin and scraggly. I have the same amount of body hair as Captain Kirk. Does that answer your questions?

Those caucasians are kinda dark.

But recent studies seem to point to skin color as not being a determinant of race.

William Shatner is freakishly feminine looking lately.

Can I touch your hair?

 

[SINthysist]

Who isn't?

There are no manly men anymore!

Even Arnold's looking weak.

 

[Angel]

Eh, he was on some VH-1 show wearing a bit too much eye makeup. Too pretty.

I'm being civil, time for bed.

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

Who isn't?

There are no manly men anymore!

Even Arnold's looking weak.

Michael Clarke Duncan, that's who.

 

[SINthysist]

I just do not see enough movies...

Who's that?

 

[Guest]

 

[Thrillhouse]

Caucasian? Are you Chechen, Abkhaz, or Kartvelian?

Gesundheit!

 

[Thrillhouse]

Let's see, who actually "got" my post?

*Yes*
crappie master
medjay
Shaq
Angel
SIN (half of him, anyway)

*No*
JMJ
JB
peachykeen

Hanns - who gives a fuck

CBK - indeterminate

Thanks for playing!