I'm Ready For A Trip To Mexico

k¡tty

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Divorces there are so much easier and quicker.. I'm tired of filling out forms.








So I'll just sit here waiting on some kind, imaginary fella to offer me a ticket to Mexico who will then whisk me off for a 2 week long vacation to Acapulco.
 
Of course if you ever need to prove you're divorced it can be a bit of a pain in the ass dealing with Mexican bureacracy.
 
Shh don't destroy this wonderful fantasy I'm building up in my mind. ;-P
 
glamorilla said:
there's also cabana boys!


Who will bring me girlie umbrella drinks whenever I ring the bell placed on a pillow by my hand.


They must also wear a g-string made from a leaf, maple leaves will be flown in just for this reason.
 
sanjuaneros said:
Well I go there all the time.


Do they have magical form free presto divorces there that are extremely low cost for nice girls?
 
k¡tty said:
Do they have magical form free presto divorces there that are extremely low cost for nice girls?

I think you *are* dreaming. But Mexico is beautiful nonetheless. And the pyramids, well.... they're fantastic.
 
Cleo32 said:
I think you *are* dreaming. But Mexico is beautiful nonetheless. And the pyramids, well.... they're fantastic.

It's nice to have a silly fantasy for a bit.. realisitically even a quickie divorce wouldn't solve most of the problems. lol Getting a divorce isn't the issue.. it's all the other crap that goes along with it. :)
 
sanjuaneros said:
I mainly sing, but I can play guitar, piano, and sax.


A very talented man indeed.


Lessons or are you self taught on the intruments?
 
sanjuaneros said:
Self taught. Sorry your divorce is going so bad.:rose:

I think that's amazing that you could teach yourself to play those instruments, they aren't easy ones to just pick up. :)


I had *maybe* 6 months training on the piano, just the basics, hand/finger placement, the keys and such. But I mostly practiced myself and learned what I ended up knowing.

Does any divorce really go well? Just a lot of paper work, silly bs, I'm surprised he hasn't requested that I give up my panties yet.
;-)

But I thank you. :kiss:
 
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