I'm on my way...

[Eumenides]

to being drunk.

GAWDDAMN i'm a lightweight.

Engage me in some fun convo. lol

 

[Guest]

Didja... didja bring enough for the entire Board, Eumie?

 

[Vilac]

WooooooooHoooooooo!

 

[Eumenides]

I'm not very sharing with my alcyhole.

 

[I'mVan]

Engage me in some fun convo. lol

Your av is hot. Wanna fuck?

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: I'm on my way...

Your av is hot. Wanna fuck?

Which one do you want?

 

[Guest]

I'm not very sharing with my alcyhole.

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Remove the butt plug, sweetie. It'll be easier for all involved.

 

[Sillyman]

Your graphical representation is most intrigueing. Would you care to engage in mutually sensuos pasttimes?

 

[I'mVan]

Re: Re: Re: I'm on my way...

Which one do you want?

Perhaps I should have started a new paragraph to indicate two seperate ideas . . .

 

[Eumenides]

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Remove the butt plug, sweetie. It'll be easier for all involved.

Ok. *removing plug*

Why?

Um...ok...you can have them both, Van. Be nice to them. They're sweethearts.

 

[I'mVan]

Ok. *removing plug*

Why?

Um...ok...you can have them both, Van. Be nice to them. They're sweethearts.

Twit, let me rephrase for your partially pickled brain.

Nice av Eumenides.
Eumenides, wanna fuck?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hi Emodie. I love your new av. Yummy.

 

[Eumenides]

Twit, let me rephrase for your partially pickled brain.

Nice av Eumenides.
Eumenides, wanna fuck?

SURE! But, could you leave mickey at home? He scares me with his mouse cock.

Thanks Ruby.

 

[Cerberus666]

I got drunk last saturday. vodka mixed with sprite and e&j mixed with coke. I'm fairly new to the whole drinking thing. needless to say i became very well acquainted with my toilet. I swear I'll never do that again!... well at least until next time.

 

[Eumenides]

Good idea Cerberus...wanna drink? hehe

 

[Guest]

Ok. *removing plug*

Why?
.
.
.

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Errr ... ummm ... better to see you?

 

[Eumenides]

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Errr ... ummm ... better to see you?

*Shrugs*

Okay. Sounds good.

Now, who's up for some poker.

*Hiding aces up...um...sleeve.*

 

[Valerianne]

to being drunk.

GAWDDAMN i'm a lightweight.

Engage me in some fun convo. lol

Were you sitting next to me at the bar?

 

[Cerberus666]

Good idea Cerberus...wanna drink? hehe

Bottoms up baby! cheers!

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: I'm on my way...

Were you sitting next to me at the bar?

You were the attractive brunette with the leather jacket?

 

[Guest]

*Shrugs*

Okay. Sounds good.

Now, who's up for some poker.

*Hiding aces up...um...sleeve.*

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Strip poker.



Aces low.

 

[Valerianne]

Red naked leather?

 

[Eumenides]

______

Strip poker.



Aces low.

I think you're trying to take advantage of me. Ruining my cheating!

 

[Guest]

I think you're trying to take advantage of me. Ruining my cheating!

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Yes, I'm trying to take advantage of you.

Yes, I love to ruin your cheating.


So, what's the problem?

 

[Eumenides]

Red naked leather?

Yes, red leather.

You were naked at a bar?