I'm moving to Scotland.

[Fata Morgana]

I'm going to live on shortbread, pluck heather and watch re-runs of Rebus. Fuck you Cameron, you smug faced poltroon.

Who's with me?

 

[Recidiva]

Good luck Fata!

You've always been...so friendly...about...

Wait, I can't lie.

I hope they have gravy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Good luck Fata!

You've always been...so friendly...about...

Wait, I can't lie.

I hope they have gravy.

OH FUCK ME.

I'd forgotten about the gravy incident in the chippy.

Not Glasgow then.

 

[Recidiva]

OH FUCK ME.

I'd forgotten about the gravy incident in the chippy.

Not Glasgow then.

Come to America! We can get ALL the cheese.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Come to America! We can get ALL the cheese.

You put it in cans!

 

[Recidiva]

You put it in cans!

What? Fuck that, no...

Well, I mean, SOME of us do. Some of THEM do.

Ew.

You're grossing me out.

I'm talking 5 year aged Vermont cheddar.

Trust me, it does not suck.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fucking Tebbit is on now. He looks like Barlow from Salem's Lot.

 

[spacekowboy]

Their whiskey tastes like ass.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Their whiskey tastes like ass.

I might get pissed tonight. I'm in the mood for a few.

 

[Sean]

I said weeks ago I was moving to sweatyland. LTR wants to see me in a kilt.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I said weeks ago I was moving to sweatyland. LTR wants to see me in a kilt.

Did you mishear her and she said she wants to see you "killed"?

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FRBnxJDLL._SY300_.jpg

 

[Recidiva]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FRBnxJDLL._SY300_.jpg

Speaking of gross things in cans.

My heritage is Scots. I can make fun of it.

 

[neci]

Their whiskey tastes like ass.

i heard their ass tastes like whiskey.

 

[Jennifer]

i heard their ass tastes like whiskey.

So is giving them a rim job like doing body shots??

 

[parodyluvr75]

Speaking of gross things in cans.

My heritage is Scots. I can make fun of it.

http://www.oddee.com/item_96711.aspx

 

[neci]

So is giving them a rim job like doing body shots??

it's better sipped than shot.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Mmmmmmm....

It does however make all MRE's taste better.

http://www.theabundantartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/easy-cheese.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

it's better sipped than shot.

My boorish ways are showing. You are a class act all the way, Neci.

 

[Recidiva]

Mmmmmmm....

It does however make all MRE's taste better.

http://www.theabundantartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/easy-cheese.jpg

*screams*

 

[Recidiva]

http://www.oddee.com/item_96711.aspx

Holy crap, those are terrifying.

My father actually HAD that exact can of chicken in a cupboard when we moved back in.

I am afraid I threw it out and can't comment on it's flavor.

 

[neci]

My boorish ways are showing. You are a class act all the way, Neci.

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/clipboard012.jpg?w=560&h=744

 

[Jennifer]

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/clipboard012.jpg?w=560&h=744

Beautiful.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Mmmmmmm....

It does however make all MRE's taste better.

http://www.theabundantartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/easy-cheese.jpg

No Jalapeno?

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/clipboard012.jpg?w=560&h=744

That's a majestic fuckin' beast if I ever saw one.

 

[trysail]

Mmmmmmm....

It does however make all MRE's taste better.

http://www.theabundantartist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/easy-cheese.jpg

I used to insert the nozzle in me mouth and press. For a ravenous adolescent, what could be finer than repeated injections of substantial quantities of facsimile cheddar?



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