I'm married

[ZRT]

Is this a 'Stone K' party? I'm down.

(Or even a 'Get K stoned' party. That could work too.)

 

[sb2009]

so a fetlife friend and I were chatting. We weren't cybering, but we were talking about sex stuff, like anal and threesomes. He then said "Can I ask you a personal question?" and I thought, YIKES! what possibly be more personal than anal sex?

He asked if I smoked!

Sex related bbs - anal sex isn't TMI, but you'd better check before asking if anyone smokes or drinks!

 

[Keroin]

*wings some Apache tears around*

I have really bad aim.

No worries. I'm wearing my OSHA/WCB approved helmet.

Ow! That one hit my zyphoid process!

Is this a 'Stone K' party? I'm down.

(Or even a 'Get K stoned' party. That could work too.)

Dude, I live in the pot capital of Canada, just walking outside gets me stoned.

But, yeah, I'm down with both, too.

*Surreptitiously hands ZRT some pebbles*

so a fetlife friend and I were chatting. We weren't cybering, but we were talking about sex stuff, like anal and threesomes. He then said "Can I ask you a personal question?" and I thought, YIKES! what possibly be more personal than anal sex?

He asked if I smoked!

Sex related bbs - anal sex isn't TMI, but you'd better check before asking if anyone smokes or drinks!

Smoking?! GASP! Please, this is not that kind of thread. Take your sick smut elsewhere.

 

[WriterDom]

WriterDom wept.

 

[Keroin]

WriterDom wept.

Sorry, WD.



You can still be the president of the fan club if you want.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Screw the stones. I wanna see Keroin under my floggers and canes and stuffs.

 

[Keroin]

Screw the stones. I wanna see Keroin under my floggers and canes and stuffs.

Oh I screwed the Stones once. Not as exciting as you'd think. Keith Richards kept nodding off.

 

[ZRT]

Oh I screwed the Stones once. Not as exciting as you'd think. Keith Richards kept nodding off.

Was that the night that Mick Jagger got his lips stuck in the elevator doors?

 

[intothewoods]

Wait, you're married, and he's one third of Chuck? That part confuses me, but I don't think you owe anyone anything. Keep on keeping on!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Screw the stones. I wanna see Keroin under my floggers and canes and stuffs.

Oh I screwed the Stones once. Not as exciting as you'd think. Keith Richards kept nodding off.

I notice that you didn't respond to the second part of that post...


bawk, bawk, bawwwwwkkk!

 

[Keroin]

Was that the night that Mick Jagger got his lips stuck in the elevator doors?

You were there too? Were you the one in the Navy Seal get up?

I notice that you didn't respond to the second part of that post...


bawk, bawk, bawwwwwkkk!

You can have me if you can catch me. *Winks and laces up running shoes*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Congratulations. Are you still registered somewhere, for wedding presents? Like stockroom.com?

 

[ZRT]

You were there too? Were you the one in the Navy Seal get up?

I wasn't aware the flippers, a machete, and an endearing smile qualified as a 'Navy Seal' get-up, but yeah, that was me.

I was heading to an entirely different party at the time, but that one seemed more interesting.

 

[Keroin]

Wait, you're married, and he's one third of Chuck? That part confuses me, but I don't think you owe anyone anything. Keep on keeping on!

Hm, clarity may not be my strong suit.

Congratulations. Are you still registered somewhere, for wedding presents? Like stockroom.com?

We're registered at Yamaha, Honda and Expedia, thanks.

I wasn't aware the flippers, a machete, and an endearing smile qualified as a 'Navy Seal' get-up, but yeah, that was me.

I was heading to an entirely different party at the time, but that one seemed more interesting.

Oh, it had its moments but things really flattened out after the chess tournament ended. Russians, no sense of humour.

 

[ZRT]

Oh, it had its moments but things really flattened out after the chess tournament ended. Russians, no sense of humour.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...

 

[graceanne]

I have no idea why you are apologizing. Who cares if you're married or not?

I guess it would matter if you came here looking to hook up or find an extracurricular partner, but in that case I'd say this mea culpa is relevant to individuals rather than the board as whole.

In any case, my response to you is: For god's sake woman, don't worry about it. Apology entirely unnecessary. I fail to see what this has to do with your views on any topic we've ever discussed.

QFT

We are both veterans of the film business. Thousands, perhaps millions, of people have seen us both naked at some point. Meh. No big deal to us.

But no, no more naked pics until the 50th B-day.

And half the guys on lit are marking this on their calenders. You think I'm joking? If you're still here in ten years someone WILL point this out to you. I guarantee it.

I didn't think Keroin's marriage would have an impact on me, but for some strange reason, I've had a feeling wash over me after reading her post. I don't know why, but I feel I've been swimming in a sea of muck and now I can safely reveal my true story..
.
.
.

And I can now say my fingers no longer carry the stain of fish oil...the stench of death itself. I'm on my way to recovery...a new and brighter life. On a scale from 1 to 10, I'd say I'm swimming up stream and spawning a new and better life. And thanks to Keroin, today I'm able to speak the truth.

I'm stuck between a giggle and rolling my eyes.

you have prompted me to come clean, as well.

I am actually an 80, 400lb man. I live with my mother and 34 cats.

I feel so much better now!

We already knew that. We know and see everything.

But, while everyone is coming clean, I feel I should too.

I. I. I . . . don't like cookies.

Sex related bbs - anal sex isn't TMI, but you'd better check before asking if anyone smokes or drinks!

Smoking? Ew!

Wait, you're married, and he's one third of Chuck? That part confuses me, but I don't think you owe anyone anything. Keep on keeping on!

Kinda like the trinity? What's the other two thirds?

 

[Etoile]

I have no idea why you are apologizing. Who cares if you're married or not?

I guess it would matter if you came here looking to hook up or find an extracurricular partner, but in that case I'd say this mea culpa is relevant to individuals rather than the board as whole.

In any case, my response to you is: For god's sake woman, don't worry about it. Apology entirely unnecessary. I fail to see what this has to do with your views on any topic we've ever discussed.

Yup, what he said. We love ya Keroin!

 

[ImOnIt]

I suggest we derail this thread by making confessions, and they start off petty and become more petty until SOMEONE confesses a heinous crime and we all giggle and look around awkwardly and then wonder if they were serious, and if so, are we complicit and vulnerable to prosecution...

I approve of Keroin and her <high jinks or hijinks ( ) pl.n. Playful, often noisy and rowdy activity, usually involving mischievous pranks>

 

[YourCaptor]

I suggest we derail this thread by making confessions, and they start off petty and become more petty until SOMEONE confesses a heinous crime and we all giggle and look around awkwardly and then wonder if they were serious, and if so, are we complicit and vulnerable to prosecution...

I approve of Keroin and her <high jinks or hijinks ( ) pl.n. Playful, often noisy and rowdy activity, usually involving mischievous pranks>

Don't you hate it when that happens.

It's all fun and games, tills suddenly everything goes to shit, you can't take it back, can't unsee, can't undo. Then you get PTSD and agoraphobia kicks in. Obsession begins, drug use gets extrem, you just can't get your mind away from it. Everything collapses, you constantly break out in sweats, even in your dreams you can't escape anymore.

Then you go out and do it! again! and again!, and again!, till you're tiered, and you rest for a minute, and then you get caught and forever locked away from any human contact.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

I confess.... to having beat a member of this board... and enjoying every second of it...

 

[satindesire]

Come on! Where is the support here? Someone trow this poor woman a rock and makes her feel better!

Ok, here's my rock:

*trows a rock. Misses K and hits a windows instead* ... Oops!

As for me? I like you even more!

*pokes head out of the broken window*

HEY!

 

[MisterSir]

I confess to having had improper thoughts about certain members of the board. Particularly those who write blogs. Oh, that WriterDom. Why must you torment me so with your generic, poorly-written erotica? OUR LOVE WILL COME TO PASS! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!

 

[midwestyankee]

*pokes head out of the broken window*

HEY!

Whatsa matta, kids on your lawn?

 

[satindesire]

Whatsa matta, kids on your lawn?

*shakes fist, all crotchety-like* You youngins with your internets and your DVDs players, and your H1N1 viruses...why-why...Back in MY day, we got Influenza, like REAL Americans, not some fancy-pants hoity-toity Commie bug!

 

[Recidiva]

*shakes fist, all crotchety-like* You youngins with your internets and your DVDs players, and your H1N1 viruses...why-why...Back in MY day, we got Influenza, like REAL Americans, not some fancy-pants hoity-toity Commie bug!

Get off my volcano!