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[midwestyankee]

*shakes fist, all crotchety-like* You youngins with your internets and your DVDs players, and your H1N1 viruses...why-why...Back in MY day, we got Influenza, like REAL Americans, not some fancy-pants hoity-toity Commie bug!

And we got the Love virus! So nyah nyah nyah. So we're all happy and don't give a hoot about your REAL amurrican disease. Now, if you would give us a hooter (or two), we'll gladly get off your lawn (after taking some video with our iPhones )

 

[Keroin]

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble...

Yes, and I'm afraid there's not much between despair and ecstasy. Pity.

And half the guys on lit are marking this on their calenders. You think I'm joking? If you're still here in ten years someone WILL point this out to you. I guarantee it.

Oh...dear. Never thought about that. What ever happened to short attention spans?

But, while everyone is coming clean, I feel I should too.

I. I. I . . . don't like cookies.

I feel so...betrayed.

Kinda like the trinity? What's the other two thirds?

Chocolate and Viggo Mortensen.

Yup, what he said. We love ya Keroin!

Awwww, shucks. *Blushes and hides head in pillow*

 

[graceanne]

Yes, and I'm afraid there's not much between despair and ecstasy. Pity.



Oh...dear. Never thought about that. What ever happened to short attention spans?

Not on this board.

I feel so...betrayed.

I know, it's awful isn't it? But don't worry, I'll keep pretending.

Chocolate and Viggo Mortensen.

You wish.

 

[Betticus]

Ok, since we're doing our deepest confessions in here.

I really am enjoying being a vegan.!

 

[graceanne]

Ok, since we're doing our deepest confessions in here.

I really am enjoying being a vegan.!

Dude, that's just sick. Keep your weird fetishes to yourself.

 

[Recidiva]

Dude, that's just sick. Keep your weird fetishes to yourself.

No kidding. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Aubergine!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Betticus]

Would you ladies care to inspect my cucumber and turnips???

 

[MisterSir]

I really am enjoying being a vegan.!

Ouch. What's it like, living life with only your two veg?

 

[graceanne]

Would you ladies care to inspect my cucumber and turnips???

*bites into juicy hamburger, on white bread and smothered in mayonnaise*

Nah, I'm good.

 

[graceanne]

Dammit Graceanne! I was taking a drink of my tea when I read this. You gotta warn a girl!

 

[Recidiva]

Would you ladies care to inspect my cucumber and turnips???

Masher!

 

[Betticus]

*bites into juicy hamburger, on white bread and smothered in mayonnaise*

Nah, I'm good.

BITCH!

 

[MasterPhoenix]

I confess that I didn't kill my wife and her boy toy, but here is a book about HOW I would do it if I were to kill them.

 

[Keroin]

Can I talk about cookies for a moment? I mean, it’s not that I don’t like them, I just don’t like like them. Know what I mean?

I should clarify by stating that I refer here to store bought cookies. Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, right out of the oven? OK, yes, I’ll slurp them all up on the spot, (which is why I don’t bake…sort of…well, that and the fact that I’m useless in the kitchen), but cookies from a store? Meh.

My Dad sent a gift basket at Xmas and there was a box of cookies in there and I swear I’ve been forcing myself to eat them just because. It is now February and the box is still two thirds full. It’s not a big box either.

Hm, I think I’ll just give them to the kids downstairs.

 

[Recidiva]

Can I talk about cookies for a moment? I mean, it’s not that I don’t like them, I just don’t like like them. Know what I mean?

I should clarify by stating that I refer here to store bought cookies. Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, right out of the oven? OK, yes, I’ll slurp them all up on the spot, (which is why I don’t bake…sort of…well, that and the fact that I’m useless in the kitchen), but cookies from a store? Meh.

My Dad sent a gift basket at Xmas and there was a box of cookies in there and I swear I’ve been forcing myself to eat them just because. It is now February and the box is still two thirds full. It’s not a big box either.

Hm, I think I’ll just give them to the kids downstairs.

Totally with you there. Don't eat yucky cookies. Just like you wouldn't eat cardboard dusted with sugar.

Consider the whole thing cardboard packaging that was wrapping an idea of "Thinking about you!" and then donate them or toss them.

Some of that stuff is poison to the soul.

Kinda like turnips. *runs and hides*

 

[graceanne]

BITCH!

Flatterer!

Can I talk about cookies for a moment? I mean, it’s not that I don’t like them, I just don’t like like them. Know what I mean?

I should clarify by stating that I refer here to store bought cookies. Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, right out of the oven? OK, yes, I’ll slurp them all up on the spot, (which is why I don’t bake…sort of…well, that and the fact that I’m useless in the kitchen), but cookies from a store? Meh.

My Dad sent a gift basket at Xmas and there was a box of cookies in there and I swear I’ve been forcing myself to eat them just because. It is now February and the box is still two thirds full. It’s not a big box either.

Hm, I think I’ll just give them to the kids downstairs.

I will eat cookies if I HAVE TO HAVE sugar (read: my blood sugar is low) and if I have milk. I love cookie dough, and I love hot cookies out of the oven, but honestly if given a choice of a treat, cookies are one of the last things I'll choose, right next to ice cream and hard handy. My true weakness is chocolate covered cherries. I have no self control and can eat a whole box in one sitting.

 

[Keroin]

Totally with you there. Don't eat yucky cookies. Just like you wouldn't eat cardboard dusted with sugar.

Consider the whole thing cardboard packaging that was wrapping an idea of "Thinking about you!" and then donate them or toss them.

Some of that stuff is poison to the soul.

Kinda like turnips. *runs and hides*

Good points. I know, every time I eat one I think, 'I love you Dad but this cookie sucks'.

 

[WriterDom]

Sorry, WD.



You can still be the president of the fan club if you want.

I"m happy for you.

 

[MasterPhoenix]

Cookies are overrated....

fudge on the other hand...

 

[Recidiva]

Good points. I know, every time I eat one I think, 'I love you Dad but this cookie sucks'.

Probably not the sentiment he wanted to invoke.

Fly, cookies, be free!

Or drown. Either way.

 

[Keroin]

Probably not the sentiment he wanted to invoke.

Unless he's mad at me?

Hm.

Passive aggressive Xmas gifting?

 

[Keroin]

I will eat cookies if I HAVE TO HAVE sugar (read: my blood sugar is low) and if I have milk. I love cookie dough, and I love hot cookies out of the oven, but honestly if given a choice of a treat, cookies are one of the last things I'll choose, right next to ice cream and hard handy. My true weakness is chocolate covered cherries. I have no self control and can eat a whole box in one sitting.

I used to feel that way about Nanaimo bars and then I ate about a dozen of them in one sitting.

Burp.

Ugh.

 

[Keroin]

I"m happy for you.

Thanks, WD

 

[Recidiva]

Unless he's mad at me?

Hm.

Passive aggressive Xmas gifting?

In which case, cookies can be tossed without guilt.

Maybe it's a test. "My girl's too smart to eat crappy cookies...but let's see if I can still teach her something..."