I'm listening to Kel Gleason, on Howard Stern right now - and believe him. No prob.

[Sparky Kronkite]

He answered all the tough questions. He didn't have any beef jerky and he was not beating off in the woods.

I'm certain of it.

They turned on him and the beating off thing is a rumor.

 

[Cheyenne]

But he had to talk about it to a national audience so I think he still qualifies as a perfect newbie for Lit.
Expertise? Did you contact him yet?

 

[Expertise]

Nope.

In fact I don't have Kelly's e-mail. I see him when hes "home" on occasion but we aren't tight enough that we e-mail each other.

I almost believed the "whakin'" thing. He was taking some long and pretty obvious looks at Bongo Bimbos legs and the other cuties stomach/groin.