I'm leaving, on a jet plane..

[April]

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do
Nowhere to go
I Wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport
And put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my brain
Oh no oh no
Just put me in a wheelchair
And get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers
I can't control my toes
Oh no oh no


My stapler attacked me, and I can't find my blasted camera!

Ack!!

 

[BasilDD]

.....ouch!

 

[kotori]

I thought I was twisted

but never, never have I had the Ramones and John Denver in the same thought before.

 

[April]

Peter Paul and Mary, actually.

The stapler was defanged at the time. Otherwise I would be in the bathroom, cursing and bleeding all over the floor.

Yes, I am twisted. But you don't know just how much.

 

[Mensa]

April looks like a pretzel

Yes, I am twisted. But you don't know just how much.

I've a pretty good idea.

 

[TygerEyez]

My stapler attacked me...!

Well, what the hell did you do to provoke it?! That thing's armed! Never piss one of them off.

Where are you going, April?

 

[TygerEyez]

*cracks up at Mensa's signature line*

I didn't do it!

 

[tortoise]

Peter, Paul, Mary & Joey... a match made in heaven!

Never did trust them office supplies. Shifty bunch of malcontents and ne'erdowells, the lot of 'em. And those ruffian staplers are the ringleaders.

Now, kitchen utensils... mmmmmmmmmm <panting>

 

[estevie]

Peter, Paul, Mary & Joey... a match made in heaven!

Never did trust them office supplies. Shifty bunch of malcontents and ne'erdowells, the lot of 'em. And those ruffian staplers are the ringleaders.

Now, kitchen utensils... mmmmmmmmmm <panting>

*gets lured in by the mention of kitchen utensils and the smell of popcorn*

 

[April]

The stapler was being reloaded.

The camera has been located and packed.

Mensa, you know I have cats, so in your eyes that makes me twisted.

Ahh, just a few hours more, and I'm on a much needed vacation. Better get cracking then. LOL

 

[Isabella Thorne]

So kiss me and smile for me ...

All my bags are packed I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin' this early morn
The taxi's waitin' he's blowin' his horn
Alreaday I'm so lonesome I could cry

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now they don't mean a thing
Every place I go I think of you
Every song I sing I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Close your eyes, I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the time when I don't have to say...

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe I hate to go

Leaving on a jet plane
Leaving on a jet plane

~Peter, Paul and Mary~

 

[Rambling Rose]

Jumping on the oldies bandwagon!

April, come she will
The streams are ripe and filled with rain
May, she will stay
Resting in my arms again
June, she'll change her tune
In restless walks she'll prowl the night
July, she will fly
And give no warning to her flight
August, die she must
The autumn winds blow chilly and cold
September, I remember
A love once new has now grown old.

~Simon and Garfunkel

 

[April]

Re: Jumping on the oldies bandwagon!

June, she'll change her tune
In restless walks she'll prowl the night


~Simon and Garfunkel

I like that verse. Sounds like me.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I prefer the old Boxtops tune "The Letter"--or rather Joe Cocker's version of it. . . .

Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take no fast train
Lonely days are gone
I'm comin' home
Oh, my baby, she wrote me a letter....

(Sorry, just had to get the PP&M and S&G out of my head or I'd be humming those tunes for the next week....)