I'm in Pain

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Sweetheart, why are you using heat to cool yourself off? Try a cool compress. More aloe vera. Aspirin.

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

I think everything you've done so far has been the exact opposite of what you need to do.

You don't take a hot bath for chemical burned genitals.

Think diaper rash. (Call a friend with a baby and show it to him/her.)

Get some of that thick white zincoxide stuff that comes in the tins.

Use it liberally.

Take Aspirin or Ibuprofen for the lowgrade fever, as each has an anti-inflam.

And drink lots of water.

And go lie down and let it heal.

I don't even like you and I'm helping you heal your festering downbelows....you'd better remember this when you finally realize I was right.

And if I'm wrong?

Siren gave me a written opinion that says she's a lawyer and a doctor in your state, so sue her please.

 

[Rambling Rose]

The Johnson's stuff with zinc oxide, hon. Don't delay.

And Lance is right. You heard it here first.

 

[lavender]

 

[metalpalace]

im always in pain but for other reasons

 

[Pyper]

Oh, slightly off topic. I finally found, after zero effort on my part, some Veet Mousse. It's at Vons. And perhaps other places.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Rambling Rose]

If you will read my posts you will realize one thing. This is not a rash. I repeat, this is not a rash.

Lavy, I'm not dense. I know it is not a rash. Diaper rash medicine can be used for other things, you know. It will help with the chemical burn. I promise. The zinc oxide alone will work wonders.

The ingrown hair is another story. You've been advised to seek out medical attention. Do you have a dermatologist?

 

[Lancecastor]

It's a rash.

 

[lavender]

 

[Lancecastor]

There's also been a rash of wallet thefts in your area.

 

[Guest]

Chemical warfare

 

[Lancecastor]

The Power of The Internet

Post a picture. Surely there's a nurse on Lit who can help.

It's not like we haven't seen you naked.

And I'm pretty sure I won't look, if that helps.

 

[lavender]

Re: The Power of The Internet

 

[Pyper]

Re: Re: The Power of The Internet

You haven't seen me naked. I don't want to post my now stubbly twat on Lit, thank you very much.

You have such a way with words.

 

[Azwed]

Bah lavy is sexy no matter what.

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Re: The Power of The Internet

 

[Problem Child]

Fucking pop the boil and get on with your life. The only reason this thread has gotten 100 posts is because it's near your pussy.

BFD.

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

They had catfish for dinner. From Cracker Barrel. A little understanding, lavy? Please.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

You have pent up sexual aggression after your little strange mating ritual with Vixen on the abortion thread and now you're too lazy to drive the 30 minutes to her house so you're taking the frustration and anger out on me.

What a guy.

Honey, we had plenty of raw, pounding sex this weekend. We wore the paint off the orgasm abacus. Don't you transfer your frustration over to me just because your mons pubis is so swollen you can't insert a #2 pencil all up in there.

Live by the vibe, die by the vibe, I always say.

 

[freakygirl]

Hey..

I was supposed to get pictures of TN and PC...

My mail box is empty..

Do I need to find someone else to stalk?