I'm in Pain

AND! You are going to have to go to the Doctor, unless you have a close relationship with yours, tell them what you did.

Come back and tell us about the experience.:)
 
I am sorry you are miserable and I am finding it a little humorous. I can see the whole scenario when you do go to the doc.
 
lavender said:
I think my cure is going to be a Bombay Sapphire Gin and Tonic with an extra slice of lime. I'm craving it. :)

I think that would really burn...
 
Pyper said:


That doesn't sound very sanitary, LOL.

Thanks for being my spelling buddy. Peas! Laughing, laughing.

The whole thing has got me giggling.

It must be the Rum.
 
I like my alcohol straight. Up, no ice. And it is in a beautiful crystal glass.
 
freakygurl said:
actually pee is quit sterile..

But when you freeze it, all you have is a block of pee. Peas break up and mold to whatever you are icing. Including Lav's very vulnerable private area.
 
ksmybuttons said:


But when you freeze it, all you have is a block of pee. Peas break up and mold to whatever you are icing. Including Lav's very vulnerable private area.

A block of pee might come in handy. Not sure when though.
 
lavender said:



It's just a sensitive little creature. It can't help it.

You think an ice pack might help?

Truly? Yes. Usually feels better than heat. You can be the Ice Queen. The Princess and the Pee!
 
Wait! Don't put the ice directly on the skin. Use a wash cloth between you and it. The direct ice will burn the skin, too!


Oh the heavy responsibility of giving advice...
 
lavender said:


I may have no common sense, but even *I* knew that. ;)

I'm craving a Long Island Iced Tea - a good one.

Warm it up from the inside and cool it down from the outside...

Definately another sexual adventure.
 
freakygurl said:


A block of pee might come in handy. Not sure when though.

Ever hear about the guy who was killed by a frozen block of pee that was dumped in liquid form from an airplane but got solidified in the clouds? True story.
 
Pyper said:


Ever hear about the guy who was killed by a frozen block of pee that was dumped in liquid form from an airplane but got solidified in the clouds? True story.

I think it is an urban myth...
 
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