I'm hearing my cousin in the next room have sex...

Shaq

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It's pretty damn disgusting. He's got the music up loudly as not to disturb me but I must say hearing the moans and grows of him and his harem for the evening are far from appeasing (not sure if that's a word but f it)...

When I watch amatuer pornos it's so great to hear the moans and groans of sexual ecstasy...but to hear the sounds in reality..are yucky....
 
And to think, you have a final tomorrow (today).
How are you supposed to study?
 
Exactly...

Mona said:
And to think, you have a final tomorrow (today).
How are you supposed to study?


they are so inconsiderate......
 
Could be worse...you could have a middle aged neighbor with a penchant for listening to R. Kelly while putting his thing down....at freaking 3 in the morning.
 
Id have to hear audio to judge the disgustingness of any such acts:D
 
My...

SexySlut2 said:
Be thankful it's not your parents!!

parents are dead...if I heard them having sex I would truly be afraid...I would tell my story to unsolved mysteries...future Fear contestants would have to sleep in my room and listen to the sounds of sex from beyond the grave...
 
The sense...

SexySlut2 said:
Oh, I'm sorry!! That would be freaky!!

of sympathy or guilt that overcomes someone when they have mentioned something about my parents never ceases to amaze me....it is okay...I'm thankful that I've never heard my parents having sex while they were living or dead...
 
badasschick said:
With Awra's current situation that makes it even creepier.

haha..Awra...I thought I was the only one callin' him that..

I wonder which of his posse gave up the video?
 
About 2 years ago when i lived with my grandparents, my auntie and her current partner (she was separated from her then husband) stayed in the room next to mine. Everytime it rained they had sex-i know because i heard it all! They obviously thought the sound of the rain on the roof would drown out their noises. Her squealing and his grunting. It's so not sexy hearing your realations having sex!
The worst thing was at dinner the next night we said grace and my aunty's partner thanked God 'for the wonderful rain' to which she voiced her agreement. My grandparents of course did not understand why they liked the rain so much but i sure understood. Made me sick!
 
I'm not into listening to others have sex. For some reason I find it embarrassing and disturbing. I live in a complex where the buildings pretty much ring the clubhouse, which is built in an L-shape, with the pool and hot tub nestled in the L. My apartment and the one below are the closest to the pool area, and sounds travel like crazy over the water and because of the way the complex is built.

One night soon after I moved in, I heard what I thought was a goose outside (we have a resident flock of Canadian geese), and it sounded like it was in pain. I honestly couldn't think of anything else it could have been, so I looked outside to see if I could find the goose, when what to my wondering eyes should appear but two men and a woman in the hot tub making nookie!

People out there don't realize just how CLEARLY we can hear them. When it's quiet at night, if they talk in a normal voice while sitting in the hot tub, it sounds as if they're right in the next room, and I usually have to turn up the tv just to hear it. When they're having sex out there at 2 or 3 in the morning, it gets quite loud. No, it doesn't turn me on at all, and I always pop in a cd and use the headphones so I don't have to hear them.

Nor do I enjoy watching them, although watching a man stroking himself is a MAJOR turn on.

A friend of mine offered to come over one night so we could set up a judging desk on my balcony. He said he'd bring spotlights, bullhorns, and scoring placards. "That's about a 6 for technique, but only a 3 for stamina! She didn't hold her breath long enough underwater." hehe
 
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