I'm Drubnk: Part Deux

OhMissScarlett

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I haven't been drunk in months and here I am with more beer. It's really the only thing helping the hangover I have from last night's festivities. There may have been a spaceship involved, I dunno.

Fuck, just hijack this thread with homosexual flirting, complaints about your crappy day, your thoughts-whatever.
 
My stomach hurts from last night so I decided to have a beer. That's the only reason I drink you know. For medicinal purposes.

My day was actually not crappy, except for the revealing nature of my scrub pants...;)
 
carsonshepherd said:
My stomach hurts from last night so I decided to have a beer. That's the only reason I drink you know. For medicinal purposes.

My day was actually not crappy, except for the revealing nature of my scrub pants...;)

"Pardon me while I lean over you with this boner..."

Good times at work. ;)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
I haven't been drunk in months and here I am with more beer. It's really the only thing helping the hangover I have from last night's festivities. There may have been a spaceship involved, I dunno.

Fuck, just hijack this thread with homosexual flirting, complaints about your crappy day, your thoughts-whatever.


What about lesbian flirting about your ass, or does homo-conventional mean male flirting only :D
 
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CharleyH said:
What about lesbian flirting about your ass, or does homo-conventional mean male flirting only :D

Don't question it, Charley. Just stare at the yummy ass. :p
 
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CharleyH said:
What about lesbian flirting about your ass, or does homo-conventional mean male flirting only :D

Sorry, I thought I wrote "gay and lesbian flirting" obviously I don't know what I'm doing. By all means bring on the female flirting! I would never exclude anyone from flirting. I'm anybody's pretty much. :D
 
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OhMissScarlett said:
I'm anybody's pretty much. :D

Slut:heart:

Acutally between your av, Charleys and Min's, we should call this the T & A thread.
 
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carsonshepherd said:
Slut:heart:

Acutally between your av, Charleys and Min's, we should call this the T & A thread.

There's very little "a" in any of my av's. But yeah, I'm all about this being the unofficial T&A thread. :)

Oh, and Yui, I get all worked up and want to do taxes too, I don't know what it is. :kiss:
 
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OhMissScarlett said:
There's very little "a" in any of my av's. But yeah, I'm all about this being the unofficial T&A thread. :)

Oh, and Yui, I get all worked up and want to do taxes too, I don't know what it is. :kiss:

Thank you, Scarlett, for lying. :heart:
 
Reminds me of an interesting appointment I had with the eye doctor once. He told me there was nothing wrong with my vision and promptly sent me away without a perscription!
 
Exposition...




His scent intoxicates me, rugged and sweet sweat.

This line made me hot.

"Kiss me," I rumble quietly "I want you to taste how sweet you are." He moans and offers his swollen lips to me. I tease him slightly, licking his lower lip and circling the top one before diving in.

This line made me almost have to go masturbate in the bathroom at work.

I would have loved to fill his bowels with my cream then eat it out of him but...c'est la vie.

This line is making me want to touch myself right now...
 
carsonshepherd said:
Exposition...




His scent intoxicates me, rugged and sweet sweat.

This line made me hot.

"Kiss me," I rumble quietly "I want you to taste how sweet you are." He moans and offers his swollen lips to me. I tease him slightly, licking his lower lip and circling the top one before diving in.

This line made me almost have to go masturbate in the bathroom at work.

I would have loved to fill his bowels with my cream then eat it out of him but...c'est la vie.

This line is making me want to touch myself right now...


Masturbation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Thank you...

:D
 
Keep in mind my job is very boring and dull and I spend most of my working hours either fantasizing about sex or plotting out my latest pornography.
 
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