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Oh no I'm not.

Having said that you may be right. This really is goodbye and thanks for helping me through a boring day. :) :kiss:
 
The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president
 
geronimo_appleby said:
dude, how's it going? fridayyyyyyyyyyyy :nana:
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Morning mate...just back from the dentist, everything's cool.

Haven't had time to decide whether I'm bored yet!

Also haven't had a chance to read your story yet but I will later.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
The First Lady's patriotic duties

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag have in common?
They both go down in the name of the president
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Red that made me smile. Thanks!
 
wanderer2704 said:
Red that made me smile. Thanks!
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I try... that is my purpose in life... to make others smile :)





Bush and Cheney Lunch

President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a resteraunt. Cheney orders the heart-heathly salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey could I have a quickie?"
The waitress was horrified. "Mr. President," she says, "I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise the was."

And she marches off in a huff. Cheney leans over and says,

"George, it's pronounced quiche."
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I try... that is my purpose in life... to make others smile :)





Bush and Cheney Lunch

President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a resteraunt. Cheney orders the heart-heathly salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey could I have a quickie?"
The waitress was horrified. "Mr. President," she says, "I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise the was."

And she marches off in a huff. Cheney leans over and says,

"George, it's pronounced quiche."
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Red you are very good at it. :cool:

That made me laugh out loud!
 
wanderer2704 said:
Red you are very good at it. :cool:

That made me laugh out loud!
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Thanks.. still bored??

Here is a new pick up line ....

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Pickmeup

I love every bone in your body, especially mine
 
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RedHairedandFriendly said:
Thanks.. still bored??

Here is a new pick up line .... (not for you to use on woman)

But if a woman uses this line you'll be prepared....
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Pickmeup

I love every bone in your body, especially mine
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Lol...if I don't use it on a woman who the hell would I use it on?
 
wanderer2704 said:
You do make me laugh! :D
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I'm glad :) I could do this all morning.. well at least till I couldn't or you told me enough!!!

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His and Her Version

Her version: Oh did I mention or did I not? Well doesn't matter now, I already started talking. Jane came over, while I was having a cup of coffee. I didn't even sugar the coffee. By the way did you notice that I lost 10 pounds? No, you didn't notice, you never notice. Anyway she came over and wore an ARTIFICIAL wig. I mean isn't that awful? An ARTIFICIAL wig? I mean her husband could buy a real one with his money, but I didn't say anything, it's none of my business. I asked her how much weight she lost and she said she lost 20 pounds. Yeah, right, like I can see, I have eyes you know. Oh did I say why I asked her that? Because we follow the same diet, and you don't know that. Well, anyway, we sat down and had a cup of coffee.


His version: Jane came over for a cup of coffee.
 
RedHairedandFriendly said:
I'm glad :) I could do this all morning.. well at least till I couldn't or you told me enough!!!

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His and Her Version

Her version: Oh did I mention or did I not? Well doesn't matter now, I already started talking. Jane came over, while I was having a cup of coffee. I didn't even sugar the coffee. By the way did you notice that I lost 10 pounds? No, you didn't notice, you never notice. Anyway she came over and wore an ARTIFICIAL wig. I mean isn't that awful? An ARTIFICIAL wig? I mean her husband could buy a real one with his money, but I didn't say anything, it's none of my business. I asked her how much weight she lost and she said she lost 20 pounds. Yeah, right, like I can see, I have eyes you know. Oh did I say why I asked her that? Because we follow the same diet, and you don't know that. Well, anyway, we sat down and had a cup of coffee.


His version: Jane came over for a cup of coffee.
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Lol that is so true....keep them coming
 
wanderer2704 said:
Lol that is so true....keep them coming
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This one is a long read...
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Rules of Bedroom Golf

1 . Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.

2. Play must be permitted by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Angry course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

10. Players should ensure that the match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match
 
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